JC

Using Segways to keep America safe one Mall at a time.

[JC @PaulBlart]

"Winter Storm Warning Issued With 3 Feet of 'Heavy' Snow, 50 mph Winds Coming This Week" - Men's Journal #SmartNews https://t.co/5WtD0y5AQQ

[Mary @marybcollins]

Best birthday ever! Got to meet @DJWhiteSox 🤩🤩🤩 #WhiteSox #whitesoxnation #chicagowhitesox @PaulBlart

[JC @PaulBlart]

@ccollin5 I love the throwback photo! Love u

[Jim McMahon @JimMcMahon]

Retweet if you want a follow-back.
Will try to follow back a bunch of you.

[JC @PaulBlart]

@MeghanAnn0502 Twitter party for sure

[JC @PaulBlart]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sloane Spear @sloanespear]

Looking like a SAINT on All Saints Day #AllSaintsDay #DressLikeSloane #OOTD

[JC @PaulBlart]

It’s my 12 year Twitter anniversary. I expect lavish gifts people! @MeghanAnn0502 @ccollin5 @marybcollins @myprincessesx3

[JC @PaulBlart]

@adanes13 @MeghanAnn0502 When I quizzed Meghan who said this on Twitter she responded quickly and accurately.

[JC @PaulBlart]

49 bottles #MTNDEWMAJORMELON

[Mary @marybcollins]

Ozzie LOVED his pupbelly whipped cream cup. Thanks @Potbelly 💕

[Sloane @SwiftieSloane]

Look what you made me do. @NickSPSpear @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 #TaylorSwift #taylornation #taylurking #taylurk #lookwhatyoumademedo

[JC @PaulBlart]

Somehow ⁦@MeghanAnn0502⁩ ⁦@marybcollins⁩ knew I would love this! ⁦@whitesox⁩

[JC @PaulBlart]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[JC @PaulBlart]

Literally, the best tweet I’ve seen all day

[Hailey @haileyconroy2]

What is one part of everyday speech that drives you crazy? I can’t stand it when people say “literally” in front of everything. Just say the dang thing. #WritingCommunity

[LB Counseling @LifeBCounseling]

Interview with Mary Collins, Licensed Professional Counselor in Oakbrook Terrace, IL https://t.co/f5p2V2Y7Ip

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

14 years ago today, it happened!

*chills* *so many chills still*

[JC @PaulBlart]

#NewProfilePic

[ChiSox Trump @ChiSoxTrump]

CRUMBLIN’ CUBS!

[JC @PaulBlart]

@WGNNews why is your morning news anchor @LarryPotash roaming the streets of Boston? No worries, I have alerted the Boston authorities.