Paul Carten

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

This is absolutely magnificent…

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@TheGrumpyTechn1 @brexit_sham He's not a fool, he's a profoundly dishonest man. And a hypocrite to boot.

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@davidhepworth @benjiwhiffwhiff You could easily get 10,000 people to pay for an annual. Think of all the people whom you can't think of what to buy for Xmas! 100,000 could be achieved!!!!

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@Jane18402894 @mrjamesob Ian Paisley Jnr, the leading Brexiteer, has an Irish passport. When accused of hypocrisy, he said holding an EU passport was a "no-brainer".

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@OmiSan63879530 @cbrookmyre A sociopath sausage factory

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@tribelaw Why doesn't he just come out? It would make his life so much easier. Lindsay Exotic has a good ring!

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@duty2warn You forgot Mr Potato Head, a disgrace to Idaho.

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@LA_Res_Tourist @duty2warn Smug and self-satisfied. If you watch the brilliant "The Act of Killing", available on Netflix, you can see clearly how it works. Self delusion barely scratches it. Rather than be ashamed of their actions, they're proud. Complete moral bankrupts.

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@AdamBienkov That was when the Tories were flying a kite to see if there was any mileage in fundamental Christianity. There wasn't in GB. So they switched to dog whistle racism and bogus nostalgia.

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@lhelbert @IanDunt @snb19692 Use a VPN service. Less than
£5 per month and more secure anyway. Pick a UK option and sign up for iplayer. When when the box asks if you have a licence, tick yes
Job done ✔

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@CJHook @MarinaHyde Fuck Business Dorries would be better. Triple-barrelled too, more Tory.

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@grift_mic @EmmaKennedy Neil Oliver merely revealed himself, nothing more complicated than that, nobody else's fault. If he hadn't started shooting his mouth off he could have stayed being a prick in private, walking around all windswept and interesting, talking about Vikings and that. Then he ruined it

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@EDL_Criminals @AllensonStephen 5ft 6? I didn't know they piled shit that high.

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@BlokeOnWheels Stop taking the mickey out of handicapped people by being handicapped?

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@FrancisChicken @GaryWoolton @mclaughlan57 @EdwardTHardy This "company" did not develop a product, produce it, market it, sell it, provide after sales service. They did not innovate, take any risk or work hard. This "company" are self-serving parasites. Rentier capitalism writ large.

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@BylineTimes @jwsal @BylineBITE The House of Lords should be replaced by a new upper house. With a 100 membership, elected by a nationwide electoral on a PR basis, 30% vote gets 30% of seats etc. The candidates are selected from a pool of candidates selected by the parties. Legislation has to pass both houses.

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@mattkeeley @eoinyk @suziedoore Brilliant documentary. Her story was huge in the UK in 1977. It greatly added to the gaity of the nation at the time. She's innocent until proven guilty, but nothing would surprise me. Wooden leg for a horse sounds quite reasonable.

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@sandyjinnes @_NatashaDevon You're doing well to find the entrance.

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@drs1472 @_JakubJanda Corruption.

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@Baddiel Depends how long they were "left over". In the oven since last Sunday?