Paul

Theres the quick way, and then there's my way!

[Anfield Watch @AnfieldWatch]

According to various reports Djed Spence is no longer a target for Liverpool 😲

Is Richard Hughes making the right call? 🤔

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

This violent shitbag needs finding, let’s do our bit to make that happen.🤬

Repost please as this should be easy.🫡

‘A railway worker had their eye socket broken in a brutal assault at Whitechapel station, police say. The staff member was attacked by a woman on the Elizabeth line platform at around 11.30am on Monday, June 29.

The perpetrator repeatedly punched the victim in the face and kicked them in the chest after being asked to stop vaping. The British Transport Police is now releasing CCTV footage of a woman investigators want to speak to in connection.

"Officers would like to speak to the woman pictured, as they believe she may have information which could help their investigation," the force said in a statement.’

[Watch LFC @Watch_LFC]

I just got mugged in London. Deep cut on my face, tooth chipped, phone stolen.

But that's life. Grateful it wasn't anything more than that.

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

The replies…..😂😂😂😂

[Anthony Day @AnthonyDaytv]

New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

😂😂😂😂

[Michael (Bubba) H @michaelblackcab]

This is disgraceful 😡🤦🏼‍♂️🤪🫣

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

Listening to that singer at the liver…fucking horrific

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

😂😂😂

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Andy Burnham has barely finished announcing his £2 bus-fare cap when The Inbetweeners lads descend on him at a bus stop. Then it becomes On the Buses, as Stan and Jack pile in too. Keep an eye out for Dame Judi Bench.

{satire}

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

A Shit signing…..

[That's Football! @ThatsFootballTV]

🚨 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho is set to join Aston Villa on loan with a conditional obligation to buy. [@FabrizioRomano] #AVFC

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

Football 1 - 0 Argentina

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Dear FIFA,

We want our beautiful game back.

Yours sincerely,

EVERYONE.

[DebessCab @DebessCab]

Palming off fake £50 notes. 👀

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

Unbelievable Josh Kerr 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇪🇸🗣️ Cesc Fabregas explains why he doesn't bring on a defender to protect a 1-0 lead...

cc. THOMAS TUCHEL.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Excellent analysis from Tim Vickery on the BBC last night.

This is spot on. 👏

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

@silvercab49 I’m in same situation as you. Three weeks now still waiting to see whether the warranty covers it …generator has gone looking at 7 to 10 grand.!

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

Probably the most depressing tweet you can read 😭😭

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

🚨 | @AnfieldWatch: Liverpool have kept tabs on Djed Spence ever since he was at Rennes and could move for the Spurs defender if a market opportunity to do so arises.

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

“Flogging a dead horse”

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: New Portugal boss Jorge Jesus confirms Cristiano Ronaldo 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐈𝐍 his plans for the national team. ✅🇵🇹

Jesus worked with Ronaldo at Al-Nassr and dismissed suggestions the veteran could be a disruptive presence.

[@goal]

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

@EX_SW7_Cab 100%….just a ridiculous story… I was the same, persevered to see if got better… it didn’t 😂

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

Just watched ‘I will find you’ on Netflix,…utter shite from start to finish… one of the worst things I’ve watched..save yourself if you haven’t seen it 👍🏼

[Paul @PaulJordan4]

‘Trumpstein island’

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Trump's daughter Ivanka Trump, along with her husband Jared Kushner, announced that they are building a massive, off-grid private island in the middle of the Mediterranean.

​Why on earth does someone build themselves a private island?