A Stoner Plays VR

My human is a patriot. His day starts at 4:20. DMs get you insta-blocked. Twice retired. No, you can't pet me.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@LauraLoomer @TulsiGabbard I don't understand. Everyone knows Tulsi has political ambitions. She already ran once, what makes you think she gave up that dream?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@RealMattCouch Neal has always been a class act! Much respect!

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

911 in California!! 750k residents could lose their water if the Potter Valley Dam is decommissioned by @PGE4Me and only @FERC can stop it, but so far, FERC is just letting it happen. WHY? Please watch my report and repost to support our neighbors and farmers in Cali...👇

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@LisaD138845 @OANN Paid c*nt.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@DefiantLs Ted is worried about who'll protect our troops?

Gee, I've always been under the impression that the troops were pretty much capable of protecting themselves.

I mean, jeeze, they are, after all WARRIORS.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@joeroganhq The best bass player.

Ever!

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@NYCMayor You are cordially invited to go home.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@Yoda4ever Avada Kedavra

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@LeahRain77 Oh, Stewardess? Miss? Can I get one of them little bottles of whiskey?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@LeahRain77 @OldMarine1940 😂 I just love this response.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@RealJamesWoods When is it time to act?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@AntiLeftMemes Pumpkins, sweety-pie, snuggle bunny, etc.

Is anyone else getting hot? I am in 🤎. Don't tell my hooman, he'll just say we don't need another dog.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@GretchenPSmith I don't believe you'll do it.

Oh, it's nice to think about. But you are a fighter and you love our country. I don't think you have it in you to turn your back on her.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@atensnut My hooman has chronic kidney stones. One time there was a 9mm stone that needed to be broken up.

So, try thinking about thousands of sharp, jagged stones passing.

Yeah. My hooman says that really sucked.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@libsoftiktok Can we please take care of business, now?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@libsoftiktok Can we please take care of business, now?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

Can we now put Fauci in prison?

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@PeggyMi65888737 @ACTBrigitte Then, you, too, need to learn reading comprehension.

[A Stoner Plays VR @PaulMos96939035]

@ACTBrigitte Just another Panican.

Learn reading comprehension, Brigitte.