Apostle Paul

Father, Husband, Brother,Believer of God, CTA, CPA-U. MBA, BCOM

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@airtelmoneyug I sent money across another network, the receipt has not yet received it.
TXN 114058690996.
Please advise

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@TheDukeofNBO @citizentvkenya Tell me it's not a joke!! Do you remember her statement in the 2013 presidential debate?? Politicians just use us to achieve their objectives!!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇦🇷 Messi: "At La Masia, his name was mentioned a lot. He is a teacher here."

🇪🇸 Xavi: "He's the best central midfielder I've seen in the last 15, 20 years."

🇫🇷 Thierry Henry: "He's the greatest player in Premier League history."

🇧🇷 Ronaldinho: "I want to pass like him. Who taught him how to do that?"

🇧🇷 Ronaldo: "He’s the phenomenon."

🇪🇸 Pep Guardiola: "Scholes - he is the best midfielder of his generation. I would have loved to play alongside him."

🇦🇷 Diego Maradona: "Scholes' technique is unique."

🇫🇷 Arséne Wenger: "Scholes did not get completely what he deserves as a player because he's not a media lion. He's not one who runs after the media to be in the papers. I respect that."

🇪🇸 Andrés Iniesta: "Paul Scholes is a living legend."

Kids today will never understand how good Paul Scholes was. 😍

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

My favourite is the UCL semi final goal against Barca.
#RoadtoMoscow2008

[Will Durant @Benparrotfrank]

@footballtweet 4 Minutes of Paul Scholes!

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@KTNNewsKE Says one who lost his parliamentary seat. First win at Parliament (background)level before you aspire to win at National level

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@VertigoWarrior @FabrizioRomano Just looking at the midfield set up and Kobbie Mainoo could be a 2nd pick after Rice. Indeed luck favours a prepared mind

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@TheODMparty key points to Note
1. RAO has addressed Ruto as H.E President
2. He went without his Azimio brigade
3. Uhunye is absent.
4. No one is talking about those who died in Mandamado
5. No one is mentioning cost of living.

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

Being my mukwasi @edwinsifuna is really hard..
2022: I will leave KE. if Ruto becomes president.
2023: Sufuria on my head till cost of living comes down.
2024: Aston Villa blows away our title hopes.
2025: ,...............

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Tuchange tulipe Aston Villa

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@MohaaMogeni @Eastleighvoice This is a hutstlers gov't. From managing a Petrol station to diplomatic mission is a reflection of Bottom up

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@MubangiziMathia @nywa_kumazzi @bbossa @Luswa44 I run my business and pay all taxes (VAT, Income tax, PAYE, Excise Duty) on time.
As JackSparrow has put it. VAT is paid by the final consumer, your role is to remit it to URA..

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@nywa_kumazzi @MubangiziMathia @bbossa @Luswa44 I suppose 3k-1k= 1k. This 1k is inclusive of output VAT(18%). Offset your input VAT and remit the balance to URA!!. I want to understand why Traders don't want to comply.

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@MubangiziMathia @bbossa @Luswa44 If I may ask, what value has the middleman added to raise the price from 1.2 to 2 shillings?. In the event that the Px had remained at 1.2, he was not going to pay any tax. The taxman is saying, please pay for the extra benefit.

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@TonyNatif @URAuganda EFRIS will result in URA documenting all their transactions for purposes of Income tax.

Some could have been falsifying transaction records to beat the taxman.

We should understand the

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@steeltankkenya @KinyanBoy If it was true then, what makes you think things are now okay. The majority of collapsible entities deny any allegations even on their death beds. Standard PLC not exceptionally.

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[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@KTNNewsKE @KenMijungu Your fellow colleagues at Royal Media Services aired this story 4 month ago. Why didn't you call them out?
I think you are just attacking the PS(s) for no reason
https://t.co/DwlYJyWt2w

[Apostle Paul @PaulSatya1]

@Kenyans The same experts who didn't believe he would be a president!!

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

"When a snake swallows a frog, everything in the frog's stomach belongs to the snake"