Paul Slavik

Humbling

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

How’s the shore @derekkravitz save me a chair 🏖️

[Ryan Jones @RyanJones_23]

There is no greater game than this.

Would also recommend “Hall of Fame or Not”. Pick a random player, read off their stats. Then the rest of the group has to guess who it is and determine if that player is in fact in the hall of fame, or not.

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

Who is Herculez Gomez?!

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Tom Kim left the 10th green without his golf ball and he left the 11th green without his golf ball and his putter.

He may leave the 12th without his pants.

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

Tom Kim is my new favorite golfer! @JoohyungTracker

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@RyanJones_23 Hahaha. Harlem Shakers never say die!Just missing an inflatable Ben Wallace...

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

@RyanJones_23 He sounds like a desperate high school kid trying to shoot their shot. So annoying!

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How’s AP Gov @ochocinco

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@alroker any interest?

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Chipotle @ erik brudvig

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

@GMA am I rite?

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

Just talked to my bro in law. Turns out every dad in PDX ages 25 to 57 should spend the next 24 hours talking about glory days of high school or club soccer.

The run at state, scoring a brace, or stinky bibs. It’s the only way Timbers bring it home boyz!

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
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Gen A (Forrest voice)
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See y’all next week for another joke of the week.

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Phillipe Phillope!
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Tune in next week for another joke of the week! #jokeoftheweek

[Paul Slavik @PaulSlavik]

Chipotle and Barcelona finally have something in common... Messi in... Messi out... #Messi

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The Last Dance is a good enough reason to fire back up the ole twitter account.

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Happy Birthday to this amazing Mama! I didn’t even need a filter you look that beautiful! Thank you for always being the real you and keeping this family “pointed” in the right direction.… https://t.co/S3juuEPLAF

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When Mom leaves Dad in charge of dinner. No more mushy peas!!! #sweetbabyjames #nothankyou #imfull #wheresmomma https://t.co/o5eyRNCenc

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Congrats to my BFF fishhardstayhumble for his big wedding weekend. Here's to your nuptials being… https://t.co/p10UbHW4TJ