Paul Spratt

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[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@Scranton_Mayor you should look into the price gouging methods of the buses operating out of the bus terminal in Scranton that is hurting poor people of the area. Just had a $20 ticket become $40 in 15 minutes. I’m being punished for buying the ticket last minute.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@JoshShapiroPA look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics that’s hurting poor Americans. Just had a price go from $20 to $40 for an empty bus. In 15 mins. They screw me because I was buying last minute. It was the last little bit of money I had.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@PeteButtigieg hey you should look into @GreyhoundBus price gouging tactics screwing over poor Americans. I just got on a bus where it’s empty. Ticket was $20 online. 15 mins later when I arrive to buy the ticket it’s $40. The bus is empty. What is the reasoning for this?

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@GreyhoundBus this bus is empty? What’s the reasoning for double the price? This should be ILLEGAL. that was my last $20. I will not stop talking about this because it’s bullshit.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@GreyhoundBus I checked the prices of tickets online BEFORE I took an uber down. The price of the ticket was $20 online. I only had cash. I arrive the ticket is now 39.99. The uber ride was 15 mins. The bus is empty. It’s not demand. Its robbery.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

Hey @Uber why is it impossible to talk to a person on your app? So you guys can just screw people and then have no way to get in touch?

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

If god has a plan he better let me know. Or I’m gonna end up at the gates sooner then expected and I’m gonna throw hands.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

No woman will ever fuck me harder then life does.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@KapwingApp @KapwingApp What's the best way to contact customer service?

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

10am : Arguing with Uber eats that having a DUI shouldn’t stop me from being able to deliver food

10:15 am: sees on the news that an Uber eats driver got murdered, chopped up, and hidden in garbage bags.

10:20 am: emails Uber eats to tell them they are right

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

If one more person tells me god has a plan, then I guess he had a plan for you to catch these hands too.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

With all these aliens showing up maybe we should make nice with #willsmith so he can slap the shit out these aliens

[Wiley's Comedy Club @WileysDayton]

@PaulSpratt is here tonight! Paul brought the house down at the show last night, so you don’t wanna miss this.
Showtime at 7:15pm

Tickets at https://t.co/Cug27ZcsXj

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

Biden is having the worst week ever I remember a president having since that one time with the planes

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@MaxFine12 That’s how it’s done baby

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

The ability for women to fake it and not laugh automatically makes them the stronger sex.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@spieltimes Yeah. Haha I’m still in the queue. Wtf

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@awkwardbrowngrl It’s great.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@WindurraUS what’s the word? I’m told you got the PS5. Is it solid? Haha or am I gonna get screwed twice.

[Paul Spratt @PaulSpratt]

@spieltimes managed to purchase a PS5 yesterday from direct. Then they cancelled the order and no one can tell me why. They just told me to keep trying to buy one. So over this process.