Paul Saunders

Selling sea shells down by the sea shore doesn't sound like the best business plan.

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@Super70sSports Lived in that dingy trailer but his Camaro was blown up and magically replaced 17 times.

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@kevin_nealon I think I slow danced to that one at my prom in 1985.

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@RahoulX @KeeganMatheson Yeah that makes sense if it was me because I’m 59. But he’s a kid. You can tweak something and be out a couple days but it’s been forever. One throw!

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@bruce_arthur Not a soccer expert but scoring I hear helps your cause.

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@AshleyAlready Confidence men are all a smoke screen. I don’t think any of us know what we’re doing. You’re better off with someone who is brave enough to admit that.

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@DrPopCultureUSA My introduction to David Letterman was his daytime show which was so great. And Rich Hall was a staple guest.
So funny.

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

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@CruisinSoozan “Sorry I can’t come over today, I’m busy getting my girlfriend’s tweet framed.”

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@DavidFurones_ Wild that you’re in Miami, I am in Toronto and our cities are both preparing to host the same tournament. Typifies what a behemoth event this thing has evolved into.

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@kenradio Unfortunately I have self doubt because my directions are surprising your stopped actions.

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@octopuscaveman Accident tagedies are the worst type of tagedy. But they do happen. And Phil’s life is a perfect example.

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@KylePorterNS Keeps it finger print free.

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@TheHappySlut1 That was a cheerleader chant when I was in high school (in Canada…decades ago). Always wondered how these things spread before social media.

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@JayGlazer @SethDavisHoops Congrats dad. He did the work but you provided the love and support. Team win.

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Blue Zoo Des Moines, the interactive aquarium at Jordan Creek Town Center tied to what was reportedly Iowa’s only shark attack on record, is officially shutting down

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@Jason_Sarney I get the interest for those of you who go to games and want to plan out your trips. But from a competitive standpoint I don’t know if this year it really matters when and where they play. The underdog hat will be on almost every game regardless.

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@brittlestar If Andy Richter could do it…..

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

I dream of a universe where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned

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@zillowgonewild Gross. This is a resort for 50 people not a home. A beautiful waste of money.