Paul

LFC.

[Paul @Paul_Greens]

@PurelyFootball Me and my other personalities in the car park before work 🤣

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@Haveawordpod dollys messed up the Glastonbury line up

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@SenseiCarl_ DPNT99

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@AnfieldRd96 And get who in?

[Paul @Paul_Greens]

Let’s fuck him off

[Paul @Paul_Greens]

I’m not built for the whole, stay at home parents small talk, while I take my little one to gymnastics.

Shit like “we might tarmac the front garden cause Tims got yet another car, and I’m not moving again”

Can’t do small talk cause I don’t drag my words “Yarrrr”

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@SamanthaQuek I’d take a sub at this rate 🤣

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Needs subs on like 10mins ago #ARSLIV

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@SenseiCarl_ I mean not taking your helmet off is probs a good start 🤣

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@23farouq @PurelyFootball The Rodger’s Liverpool era 🤣

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@caffyhank Which software?

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Still not sure how players celebrate like mad when they score a penalty. That they didn’t win or anything.

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@hbrooks_coach Any child*

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How is that pitch in such a state #GALLIV

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Didn’t know mr burns played for athletic Madrid #LFC

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@plinketyplink2 The only thing annoying about this is the sticker on the washing machine

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@CallumAbroad https://t.co/9LpPmoi93h

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@MKBHD iPhone “air me out”

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@SenseiCarl_

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@AndyRobsonTips I thought Onana was in goal for United tonight not rangers 😂