Skee Elpist

It's really hard being this good at Yoyos, Pokemon, and not having an inflated ego. Like c'mon guys control the thirst my DMs are full.

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

Something divine just occured. I went to a Mexican restaurant. I couldnt decide if I wanted a marg or beer with dinner. And then I saw it. A familiar figure whom I was just never intimate with. Beerita The euphoria that splashed against me with both cravings fulfilled was sublime

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

Lol I love Chainsaw Man

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

@t_kobs I was blown away. Absolute peak fiction. If all that remains from our civilization for aliens to discover after this planet crumbles away is that episode, that will be enough.

[Swagkage @Swagkage]

Joe Biden and Donald Trump argue about Shanks vs Mihawk

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

@t_kobs Feel free to try and come for cha boy

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

@hawkbonez We just wanted to know teaspoon vs tablespoon.

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

@elonmusk hey, thanks for putting all those twitter changes in as per the request of the live tweet extravaganza boys. We really appreciate it 😘

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

It's a jimmy eat jimmy world out there

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

@POTUS hey man, my nose has been bleeding every day for like 2 weeks. Any ideas?

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

God, The Father, is a MAN, and HE has the biggest swinging DICK and BALLS I have ever seen! I love the Body, Blood, and Seed of Christ! I will Shlurp on his Holy Basketballs to own the libs.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

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[Sarz 🔥 @Sanjistars]

😭💜

[pygmy marmoset number 15739 @WorldYea]

COCA COLA DONT FORGET THE ICE

[Skee Elpist @PavlikScotty]

Going to bed early actually rocks.

[lou-ellen @louceph]

im sorry for my mistakes, am growing as a person and taking life one step at a time ^_^