Paxton Parsons

CAHL & NHL Reporter | Blue Chip Sports Network Analyst | 50% Canadian, 50% Norwegian, 100% Sad Maple Leafs Fan | Related to some Kanenssons | Syracuse Alum

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I didn't miss this. He sent this in the family group text.

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Idk

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@_Queen_Phoenix_

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BREAKING: @Angelo_Sands favored to land the Hartford GM job.

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HELLO

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@LiveFromTheMoon

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PAX

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@MadMoneyMarquis She didn’t have to do Barbara like that.

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@_Queen_Phoenix_ #ooc 💀💀💀

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@HENNYHeartache 😂😂😂 I’m gonna let this go cause you’ve taught me about 1001 ways to get out of trouble with women.

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When you joining us for a pickup hockey game? @HENNYHeartache I’m ready to kick your ass again.

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@_Queen_Phoenix_ #ooc You realizing all of your characters are in relationships or involved with someone

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@starfishcarson Great question.

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BREAKING: Someone’s getting a Starfish soon

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@XSilentWarriorX ~ Utah Greats
@DoubleU_El_4th (allegedly) ~ Thunder Bay Wolves

That leaves St. Paul, Hartford, and Atlanta as the last three open jobs.

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Here are your GMs so far:

Lance Winters ~ Flagstaff Red Pines
Tristan LeClochard ~ Alaska Ice Storm
@A_L_Ouellette ~ Quebec City Explorers
Steve Stephens ~ London Sovereign
@GoldenElbowCade ~ New York Liberty
William Jones ~ Victoria Bulldogs
@GirlCalledDave ~ Houston Hustlers

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Let's talk CAHL now

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Sorry.

*Jenny W

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Listen to Jenny B, folks.