Garrett Robinson

scicomm, Appalachianness, creative writing || Trying To Boil The Ocean Since 1999 (he/him) || no one else is to be blamed for my bad takes

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

Fix one problem.

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

@havingalaugh it was the Walmart commercials for me

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

like a revelation from a malicious god i have come to realize that this whole time, grimes has been trying to look like Mary Kate Olson in beastly (2011)

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

chappell roan blue bayou cover when

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

necessary recommendation of the Wayfarers books by Becky Chambers (the sciencey bits are, of course, fiction, but they do in fact actually matter)

[francis @pachabelcanon]

I think that the main reason that science fiction doesn't feel like it has really caught up to the present is that there's a huge disconnection between the avant-garde literary and the scientific/technical sides

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

me: i almost feel like its my duty to worry about the future and lament the past. like if i dont something bad might happen

psychology: thats called 'anxiety' and 'depression'

me: no... i dont htink its that. its a special other thing i invented

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

@CriticalRole Beacon Roku app when???

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

we need a name for the genre of rock where it’s super clear that they heard “Spanish Harlem” by the mamas and the papas and it permanently altered their brain chemistry

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

really loving all the genai-written tweet comments that read like a discussion board response. that actually is exactly the kind of writing I want the robots to be doing, stop trying to get them to write scripts for things and get them on Blackboard

[orph @orphcorp]

i think about this often

[Jeremy 🇳🇿 @illwilledomen]

The three horsemen of worldbuilding:
“Wouldn’t that be fucked up?”
“Wouldn’t that be cool?”
And finally,
“Wouldn’t that be kinda hot?”

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

do you have:
the no eye contact autism

or

the eye contact when they’re talking but not when you’re talking autism

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

@hankgreen Hank laser cutters are so achievable for you, this could be done in a matter of days

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

You can put it in one of the little ziploc bags they put a lanyard badge in, fyi

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

European mind cannot comprehend this.

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

@tunguz Lanyard badge holder.

[wint @dril]

in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are constitutes Heroism

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

lol i’m so normal about how much these people i don’t know pay attention to each other’s artistic choices

[𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ kel 🏳️‍🌈 | gemini season !!! ⋅ ✿ ✧･ﾟ @esseksoup]

oh my god

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

i put this in the same conceptual space as “every president is a war criminal” because otherwise i have to scream and cry and gnash my teeth

[Chado @heychado]

Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris

[Garrett Robinson @PayPerCrime]

autism is feeling this way about everyone because most people apparently just have automatic behaviors and do not in fact do everything on purpose

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

u ever realize that vast amounts of people have never done like. any sort of introspection. no self analysis. never thought about their actions or thoughts beyond the most basic surface level. it’s terrifying