Payton Robertson

No body cares.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

Here’s a small list I’ve been working on of things that should never have wifi or Bluetooth:

Your fridge
Your glasses
Your MIRROR

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@RedWaveCrewHP Ew. Delete this.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Hillary Clinton loses her mind when asked if she is aware of a specific file on Anthony Weiner’s laptop titled “Life Insurance” with “Frazzledrip.”

Hillary Clinton does not answer the question, and then they go off the record.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@MojangStatus restore realms. They crash EVERY WEEKEND.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@Minecraft I could give 2 shits about baby mobs. I just want realms to work when i log in.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@SashimiTurtle @Minecraft It’s been about 30 hours now.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@_good4sol @Minecraft My mom and i have been trying to play together all weekend. It’s just been telling us realms are unavailable every time we try to log in for the past 24 hours. And they wanna post a fucking pig with a smiley face. Like run me my refund.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@Minecraft I would like to play the game on a weekend that i pay for monthly. Or get refunded!

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@MojangSupport Realms have been down for 24 hours.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@Minecraft @Mojang @MojangSupport @MojangStatus are y’all going to make realms free with how much they’re down? Pathetic that i have to pay a subscription to play and it doesn’t work 1/2 of the time. Been down for 24 hours without so much as a statement.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@alddd96 Nah bc the time change will continue to kick my ass till late feb

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

Switching to my winter comforter make ms happy (:

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

Who tf is keeping my mint mobile in business

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

@StephenKing Maybe more people would read your books if you simply shut the fuck up. Ever considered that?

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

Not doing great so far tho lol

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

I’m gunna put in full effort to not argue with you soulless demons who are celebrating a father’s death today.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

I’m gunna put in full effort to not argue with you soulless demons who are celebrating a father’s death today.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

I need to never get on Facebook again bc people are stupid as hell.

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

I swear once i hit like 26? I hit my “complimenting other women” era and it’s getting stronger 😂

[Payton Robertson @Pay_rob]

What the fuck is a labubu