Jonathan Laird

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[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Daniel Simpson @DSimpson88]

Genuinely, all these tweets of World Cup visitors getting to experience the best of Small Town, USA fills me with a national pride that’s been on holiday lately

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!”

Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

The fat one didn’t fuck his girl

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

ending so bad that the cast lost contact with each other

[Ja🔴 @ProjectStrider]

One Zaxbys visit away from never going home

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga let his wife fuck other guys and she still left 😭😭

[１６ビット📀 @favoga_]

今の子達は考えられないだろうが昔はこれが普通だったんだぜ

[tyron @Liquidicat]

Cool but I bet you can’t do this..

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘The Rains of Castamere’ premiered 13 years ago today on ‘GAME OF THRONES.’

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

In his final moments, Henry Nowak told police officers nine times “I can’t breathe” and four times that he had been stabbed.

In response police officer dragged him across the gravel, handcuffed and read him his rights.

It was the last thing Henry heard before he died.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.