David Payne

Husband, father, photographer, snob. Living life.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

"The truth is that no one lives off the truth and that's why no cares about the truth. The truth we make for ourselves is just the sum of what is in someones interest, balanced by the power they hold."

[David Payne @PayneDave]

Shitshow

[David Payne @PayneDave]

Has @AppleTVPlus crashed? Seems like lots of people have gotten kicked out.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@BrianSciaretta It’s not just season pass. Regular tv subscription is acting up too. Says I’m subscribed, but can’t watch anything. @AppleTV fail

[Brian Sciaretta @BrianSciaretta]

At the time it was announced, I thought it was cool for #MLS to have these uniformed start times. Boy, I was very wrong. They need a Friday game every week, multiple Sunday games, and more staggered start times on Saturday - make it so people can watch more games live

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@joepatrick I can on iPhone and iPad but not with the Apple TV+ app through Xfinity.
Or at least, haven’t figured it out yet.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal Longest 9 min of my life…

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal Pretty popular with some. Especially keepers. I’ve tried it, but not for me.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal My guess is English. Much like international aviation.
Also, living in EST allows me to watch the early games, but def requires some catnapping each day...

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal Word.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

I see it now. Second to last defender was the keeper.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

I mean the global pictures don’t even show the offside…VAR 😂😂😂😂 #WorldCup

[David Payne @PayneDave]

Yeah. No way it was offside.

[Felipe Cárdenas @FelipeCar]

Uh whuuuut #VAR

[ronbrinkmann @ronbrinkmann]

If everybody just starts retweeting everybody else will it be like when the whole dorm would flush their toilets at the same time?

[David Payne @PayneDave]

Guess I should tweet some stuff before the platform goes bankrupt and/or implodes…

[Colin Miller @EvidenceProf]

Today is the day. Please have Adnan Syed and his family in your thoughts today. After 23+ years of wrongful imprisonment, today might by the day he finally gets to see them as a free man🤞 #FreeAdnan

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Dear evangelicals: As you believe in heaven and hell, isn't it more likely that the Devil sent Trump than God?

I mean think of the seven cardinal sins: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth. Doesn't Trump embody all of these?

Just spitballing here. I'm a Buddhist.

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

[Jack Petocz @Jack_Petocz]

Ron DeSantis just removed 4 democratically elected school board members from office.

This is the work of an autocrat. I’m terrified.

[Mitchell McCoy @MitchellMcCoy]

#BREAKING: Arkansas State Police launch investigation into this incident, captured on camera, outside a convenience store in Crawford County. ASP says two county deputies and a Mulberry police officer were involved. #ARNews

**WARNING: GRAPHIC VIDEO / No audio**

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal Bro… nailed it.

[David Payne @PayneDave]

@kairyssdal I have finger and face off on my phone. 6 digit passcode. Everytime.