payson

I am me therefore I am me
(she/her)

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

I’m a simple woman, I see a crab, I say “crab”

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

oh my god you have one more chance to see my solo show directed by @prince_goblynne this Saturday at 10!! theater is late night babes, time to party <3

TICKETS: https://t.co/9SS64jU4k4

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

directed by @prince_goblynne

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

This is a show about a woman named Me. Me has an eating disorder. Me runs a small artisanal grocery store. Me seeks herself in everyone she meets. She wants to know— what are you having for dinner and what's the worst thing you’ve ever done? June 16, 7:00
https://t.co/9SS64jU4k4

[Asylum @theaterasylum]

PLAYING AT THE 2023 HOLLYWOOD FRINGE- Do Any of You Know Who This Is? @stephaniefeury #HFF23 #LATHTR @PaysonWhitwell #SOLO #FEMME #WORLDPREMIER @prince_goblynne https://t.co/u18tLWZnk1

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

oh god this is really important to me

https://t.co/9SS64jTwuw

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

i deserve financial compensation for having to hear johnny say “I like a girl who can eat”

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

@sweetgreen wraps when

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

in 10th grade I ate a sabra pretzels and hummus snack pack everyday at lunch and I am still fucking dealing with the consequences

[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

"Brittney Griner was easily marked because she’s nearly seven feet tall, Black, masc, and a lesbian. She’s also easily forgotten about because of those same things... I’m tired of not just naming it out loud. Because we all know it to be true." https://t.co/EIuESG3Evp

[molly kirschenbaum @prince_goblynne]

this pussy GIVES back… to those in need ♥️

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

tuesday is the new monday why do U guys not get that

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

@whiminla maybe!

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

i wish I was a dancer do you guys think I could be a dancer? it’s what I really want so say yes❤️

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

that's a little gender theory on the house for ya

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

again

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

i have an ear infection

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

swimming with an ear infection … sshhhh🤫🤫 don’t tell my ent 😳😳🫣

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

setting out to make the most ethical indie short of all time

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

you can recover from your eating disorder, but your Instagram explore page never will

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

ha ha ha everybody loves to make fun of a bi girl with a straight bf until you need a ride somewhere

[payson @PaysonWhitwell]

the people who threw up during crimes of the future have clearly never seen the House theme song