Payton Frisinger

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Get you a man that stares at you the way my Dad used to stare at my Momma. 💙

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Never trust a Raquel(le)

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Just waiting patiently for a @JohnMayer & @benrector collab.
And I play the tambourine.

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Watching @MTVSecretShip and can’t stop laughing and catching feels for Travis’ genuine reactions and responses to situations 😂🤟🏼

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Bluey is the female empath Family Guy and idk how to explain it but it’s true.

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

@FireballWhisky

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Anybody who can hear how many times I play Dancing Queen when I’m stressed is probably worried about me and same tbh

[jo @lassoleil]

never forget ted lasso saying this and being absolutely right.

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Me telling my dog bye every morning

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“wya” my limit bro, i’m at my limit

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

What might we be if only we tried.
What might we become if only we’d listen.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Payton Frisinger @PaytonFrie13]

Thought I was into dudes with beards but turns out they are just literally always hiding something.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This man is now legally the governor of Arkansas

[gabryella @gkushbaby]

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Men will literally slap the shit out of an Oscars presenter and then win Best Actor 10 minutes later instead of going to therapy

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies

[Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz]

KIWI AT THE CRIB WIT IT 🔥

[aleks chan @aleksnotalex]

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch