Payton Sims

I'm the real slim shady

[Payton Sims @Payton__Sims]

Real footage of me heading to my car after my boss lets me go early

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[ARREST JACK PERKINS @Hicks2Guantnamo]

Republicans will post shit like this and then cry when you call them a Nazi btw

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[🐨 @negrosuraa]

Como abogada de familia les digo que ese mismo hombre que hoy te ofrece quedarte en la casa para cuidar a los niños en un futuro te va a querer dejar sin nada en un proceso de divorcio alegando que te quedaste en la casa viviendo a costillas de él y que no trabajaste por floja :)

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

proof number 186428748272 that gender roles are based on white supremacy

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Yes, because adult men with HPV rape children...

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @yeahrightgirlhg]

of everything i’ve learned about Erika Kirk, nothing has irked me more than finding out she wears blue contacts. I mean it makes sense in hindsight, but that’s a level of creepy I can’t wrap my mind around

[gii ִֶָ . @diiabadesaia]

quando vc compra aquele bglh q vc tanto queria e ele finalmente chega na sua casa e vc percebe que nada vai preencher o vazio da sua alma

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.