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I wouldn't follow me. But you probably have better taste than I do.

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@KaylaChowShow Only if buys me dinner first.

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@ABDanielleSmith @RachelNotley @JustinTrudeau Thank God.

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@liberalhunter62 Tough to say for sure. Which way is your mom swinging these days?

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Which multiverse has Christmas everyday? Because that's the one I'm going to use my all my powers to destroy.

#marvelcomics #MultiVersus #YULEburninHELL #WorldcupQatar2022

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It's not about whether your team is winning or losing. It's about pretending you're not drunk at 4:pm

#WorldcupQatar2022 #CanadaVSTheWorld

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Is my micro-dosing catching up with me, or is Canada looking pretty good so far? #BELCAN

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So #elon is becoming #Twitter now? #Twitter is just about him? How boring.

#StayWoke #Elon

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@amehta888 As long as you understand that your response will not be tabulated with the millions of voters.

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Do you respond to pointless "yes" or "no" questions?

#NothingBetterToDo #bored #WorldcupQatar2022

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No matter how much your dog loves you, he/she/they would still consider killing you for a large platter of Summer Sausage.

#BadDog #EasyBoy #WorldCup2022

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Tell me the truth. Does this Tweet make me look bloated?

#selflove #beyoutiful #WorldCup

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How naked do you have to be before your neighbour stops you from cutting their lawn?

#Elonmusk #KylieJenner #TrumpAnnouncement #TaylorSwift #BTSARMY

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I don't care about losing Twitter. I just feel bad for my 175 followers, who won't get a chance to ignore my Tweets anymore.

#RIPTwitter #Twittershutdown #empathy

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PickleBall match to the Death. Who wins?

#KylieJenner #TaylorSwift #NobelPrize #pickleball

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@finesser_na Should you call the fake news outlets or should I?

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Is #Elon deliberately crashing Twitter to save humankind from the cultural cancer social media has become? Hope so. Otherwise he just seems like a real fucking idiot.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Loneliness Most Common Amongst Americans No One Wants To Be Around https://t.co/lbormzxLir

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Defeated Man Too Tired To Fight New $14.99 Fee On Phone Bill https://t.co/zWJKEQYo0I

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You can't dodge me forever #RIPJimmyFallon

-The Grim Reaper

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I don't love that World War III is trending. But I am excited that I won't have to do any Christmas shopping this year.
#ThankPutin #WWIII #Armeggedon