Iris

she/her ✦ occasional cosplayer ✦ full-time shitposter
This is my personal Twitter.Opinions are my own

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

HE DID IT

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

[smiles₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎🍀 @ariamisu]

my cat is munching on something as we speak #pokemon #textpost

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

happy pride 💋

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

I think this is more gay than eating Snickers are normally

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Going to work is embarrassing.
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The @nyknicks last won a championship in 1973.

Here are some words whose first known use appeared in 1973:

-BFF
-face time
-improv
-pay-per-view
-Stockholm syndrome
-trash talk
-shootaround
-dramedy
-bounce house
-control key
-ditz
-off-grid
-uncanny valley

[Crowbone @burner_cr0w]

I just realized that these are meant to be 5 different games

[kins 🦕 @whimsfully]

I’m crying 😭😭😭 he gave New York fidget buses to take their adrenaline out on instead of damaging the actual buses I love Mamdani so much

[💫🌌 @thisrainstops]

the way that’s everybody’s indicator jghjkk

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

fort greene gay knicks kiss mogs times square sailor war kiss

[The Tyrant's Muse @TyrantsMuse]

uhhh

How are bees that fast in determining distant kinetic threats?

[k @ysljennii]

this was the funniest thing ever

[Comrade (🎮: Devil May Cry 4) @Thecomrade1_34]

ON BEHALF OF NEW YORK CITY, I CLAIM MANHATTAN CAFE AS OUR NATIONAL UMAMUSUME AND AN HONORARY NEW YORKER!!!

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

In the past 10 minutes I’ve seen a cop yelled Fuck the Spurs, Spiderman doing pull-ups on scaffolding, a girl with an angelic voice singing Empire State of Mind on a boombox, and a dad help his 8 year old son light a Wemby jersey on fire. There are no other cities in the world

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tough night to be an everyday citizen of NYC

[DogGone @dogsgone1]

dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.