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Hi I'm Sebbie! 🏳️‍⚧️ (She / Her)
Sometimes I take photos of burgers and dogs. Glaceon's strongest soldier ❄️

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Read the whole thing
$9 for 8 burgers holy fucking shit

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Mega Raichu Y always landing Zap Cannon with No Guard and base 160 special attack base 130 speed is kinda cool, no?

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

@SaltyParis My psych told me this too, I did the initial consultation which I had to pay for reluctantly. I did not go ahead with actually wasting $1000s of dollars to freeze my jizz when there's thousands of orphans out there. But she saw I'd paid for the consult and that was enough.

[Dwhatever @Dwhatevur]

tryna do carpetless with donkey kong from bananza until i realized..😬

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Or even better when they say they've been playing pokemon TCG for years but dont understand basic shit I figured out within a month of playing the game. I should not be knowledge gapping committed TCG players but I stg I often do and it's just funny to me.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

My favourite thing after a pokemon regional is reading crybaby posts from people who are too scared to call judge, but complain to the void here on twitter about it instead.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

I miss Xatu man. All these new cards are cool and all but I wish seek inspiration slowking wasn't dogshit anymore y'know? I didnt realise how much I'd miss Xatu 😭

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

This game my opponent was on 1 prize card left while I still had 3 remaining. They should've killed cinccino several times over but I JUST KEPT FLIPPING HEADS and he NEVER FUCKING DIES. Who manually attaches 6 energy at a pre release? MVP Cinccino ❤️

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Got the Delphox deck at yesterday's pre release and pulled a 1-1 cinccino line that put in so much work. I wish I took stats for total damage blocked, and number of energy attached cause this menace just completely turned some losing games around.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Worst part is hubby knows dam well its not worth wasting money on fixing. But wife is a deluded breeder who keeps pushing out kids, raising them to be as hopeless as herself, but still feels as entitled as an Applecross mum with real timber floors that are worth repairing.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

I scratched a clients floor repairing their oven. Normally I'd agree but uhhh.... I swear all I scratched off was grease from floor. Every surface was filthy, but you wanna tell me you have standards about your cheap shitty floor getting scratched? Get real you fucking idiot.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

Also they locked their dog inside a bedroom instead of putting it out the back. Is it just gonna shit all over the floor while youre at work? Are you gonna complain that the dog shat on your filthy ass rotten floors? Poor thing probably hasn't been walked in years.

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

The year is 2026
You can play Aztects now in Age of Mythologies and now you can herd capybaras! That's crazy. Absolutely peak gaming right there.
Also Raging Bolt ex is still alive and well in the Pokemon TCG.
Two relics of the past that will never die.

[P.ART | Emma Hagen @Littlesislatias]

@anarcho_miztism My wife (Pidgeot) left and we have shared custody of the kids (Eevees). I see them on weekdays. Unfortunately Prague is a weekend

[ghost veil enjoyer @ NAIC @SaladTCG]

Alakazam players when you drop the second Xerosic

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

I accidentally made an inkling...
Also apparently 4 win streak with Mega Camerupt lol let's keep the train going 🌋🐪

[cecilily @cecililytweets]

just because many people have been asking, meganium sets out a fire type weather ball with the sun boost under the rain

meganium works the same in every single weather, with one turn solarbeams and big synthesis. but setting rain up removes her fire weakness which is optimal :)

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

@JayNekoVR If you're skilled enough to make day 2, you will. If you're not, you wont. This is what we call a skill issue. What a shame she was so two faced, ruins the interaction entirely. Having the entitlement to EXPECT making day 2 instead of EARNING it. I bet she was white 😂

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

The game just now my opponent had taken 4/6 prizes really quick and had 3 garchomps loaded with rock energy and 3 roserades. I finally had the resources to start locking a rose but they had surfer. I was able to repeat the next turn and decked them out with 1 prize remaining 🤣🤣

[Cream @PeachyCreampuff]

So I've played this new deck that's just all hand disruption and energy disruption or retreat lock to go with it. I've played it 3 times, thought I lost each game but played them out and ended up winning each game with retreat lock + deckout. Feels so dirty but feels so good...

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

The Pokémon Company International have put out a 10 hour stream of Mega Starmie running