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[Péàçhy_Ñàúghty0016 @PeachyNaughty]

@omwambaKE Nini husumbua wakisii lakini😭😹😹

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A gym trainer from Nairobi’s Umoja estate is currently cooling his aching bones in Sayuni, after receiving a free, all-inclusive open air massage with a happy ending from a KDF soldier who accused him of supplying electricity to his wife without a valid EPRA license. Alirudu akapata beacon imesongeshwa na diameter pimwa saidii. Ni mbaya!!

The victim, Alphy Migasha, allegedly crossed paths with the soldier, Nicholas Ireri, shortly after Ireri returned from serving the nation in Somalia and discovered that while he was busy chasing Al-Shabab, Migasha was busy chasing his Yakuza inside his matrimonial headquarters.

Ironically, both men were fighting mikoras, only that one was using guns and grenades, while the other was using makagare, protein shakes and waist movement as weapons of mASS destruction.

CCTV footage from December 22 shows Migasha seated outside a liquor joint in Umoja One, irrigating his throat with premium ethanol, when Ireri appears like a kemoda. A few words are exchanged,, then boom! Dialogue turned to WWE SmackDown, Sayuni Edition.

The KDF soldier gave Migasha a full-body calibration, leaving gym members wondering whether gyms make people strong, or just photogenic victims. This should serve as a lesson to all gym instructors out there,, lifting women instead of weights will eventually connect you to Sayuni's WiFi signal.

On CCTV, Ireri is seen dragging Migasha like a sack of unga, rearranging his ribs as shocked onlookers debated whether to intervene or just watch live action drama. After the assault, the soldier casually walks away,,, mission accomplished, leaving Migasha writhing on the ground, his six-pack officially downgraded to broken packaging.

Migasha was rushed to Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital, where doctors sadly confirmed he had logged out permanently, having suffered fractured ribs, a broken leg, and chest trauma, basically his body said it's finished.

As family members prepare funeral arrangements & Migasha is cooling his heels at city mortuary receiving deep tissue massage from Jeshi la jokovu, Ireri is awaiting a fully paid staycation at the govt owned Airbnb in a gated community located along Kamiti Road, complete with security, meals, clothes and zero Wi-Fi.

Meanwhile, Yakuza is free, and she'll continue to supply excess electricity to every Tom, Dick & Harry out there. According to sheria, if you ever catch your spouse engaging in horizontal engineering with certified mikora wa ngono, the worst thing you can do is lose your cool, click, walk away, or try to balance equations.

2026, let's stop this nonsense of fighting for a man or a woman in that thing called Mareej, sikuizi kogengewa ni Hali ya maisha. Otherwise, you'll end up destroying your life because of stupid decisions,, Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[NOVA @UTDqueen]

Bro yangu amefika stage ya kuomba na dem yake over a call . Sai naskia wakimalizia na ' My the grace of our Lord... '
ile heartbreak inangoja huyu mtoto wetu ata mama yangu haezi muokoa 😂

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

People who have their read receipts off are freaks fr
don’t you get tempted to see who views your status😭

[Péàçhy_Ñàúghty0016 @PeachyNaughty]

@jehniiee Hi

[Péàçhy_Ñàúghty0016 @PeachyNaughty]

@Khaytweets Hi

[Raila Odinga Junior @Railajunior]

I’m not a politician I love everyone and respect everyone my uncle has agreed to a family meeting on the 1st I would like it sooner. I don’t know what is happening musiniingishe kwa hizo siasa.

[Péàçhy_Ñàúghty0016 @PeachyNaughty]

@jehniiee Following back

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Drama after Nairobi drunk slayqueens orders an Uber, refuse to pay, and when the driver confronted them, they assault him and damages his vehicle.😍😨

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You order a cab, then you refuse to pay & start creating drama. These are the type of women who are used to paying uber with extra services & when they find a strict driver, the start playing victims. Unfortunately, Uber being the most unfair company will block the driver's account without listening to the driver's side & will offer the lady countless discounts & promotions so as to lure her into continued usage of their service.

[Péàçhy_Ñàúghty0016 @PeachyNaughty]

@_agneeess Pillow

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

i speak for all men when i say we do not like this lighting !!⚡️

[サエ @Xf_hijinx_21]

Kisii men 30 mins after sending fare..."Onakucha, Ometoka, Omefika wapi, Onanichesea, Osiki simu, Otakufa vipaya" 💔😅😅

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Menengai crater is gone. It is now being fenced

[Edmund Kagire @kagire]

If a pizza of radius 12cm is sliced into 8 equal parts, & I eat one slice per 3 minutes while my happiness increases at a rate of 2√π smiles/minute², when will my happiness equal the number of slices, if there are 32 of them evenly distributed) divided by the tangent of 45°?"

[kiki @ashleik_]

Changed my frames & I’m obsessed✨

[Marvin🪵Lule @marvin_lule68]

This is when most men realize they need a wife 😂