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Professional Peakbox - Professional Evertonian

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The bloopers from BETWEEN TWO FERNS are every bit as funny as the interviews themselves.

Watching Zach Galifianakis and his guests struggle to keep a straight face is comedy gold.

[Everton @Everton]

Jordan Pickford. Excelling For Club and country since 2017. 👑

There are many, many reasons why he is 'that guy in goal'. 💙

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Can’t help but find it funny that FIFA have brought in a 5 second restart rule for throw ins to speed up the pace of the game whilst also implementing two separate three minute water breaks in each match so adverts can be mainlined into people’s eyeballs.

[The Unholy Trinity Everton Podcast @UHTPodcast]

Mark Pougatch - "James Milner never drank and he's just retired aged 40"

Big Dunc - "Well I've had ten operations"

Worth watching ITV coverage solely for Duncan 😂

#UHTPodcast #EFC #COYB #Everton

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Well worth getting the popcorn out for this! Essential reading.

[sean the cabbie @northolt3103]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Batfox Pictures @Batfox_Pictures]

Club music rarely translated this well to television. Performed on Later... with Jools Holland in 1997, “Insomnia” showcased the track that helped turn Faithless into one of the defining dance acts of the decade. Later included on the album Reverence, its mix of driving beats and Maxi Jazz’s spoken word delivery made it a global anthem.

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

One of the greatest clips ever 💯

[Blairy @Blair_54q0]

Here's me commentary on expectations vs reality

[Finchy @DanFinchy3]

I bet Jordan Henderson clapped

[EFC Statto @EFC_Statto]

Jordan Pickford is the first goalkeeper to win Premier League Save of the Season twice since the award's inception in 2021/22:

2021/22 - vs Chelsea in May 2022
2025/26 - vs Newcastle in February 2026

#EFC

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Anthony Gordon looks absolutely over the moon after hearing he’s swapping Newcastle for Barcelona...

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A lot of neutrals finding out what it's like to be an Everton fan today

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

Just six months after taking over an Everton side rooted to the bottom of the Premiership, Joe Royle guided them to FA Cup glory.

On 20/05/1995, his men defeated favourites Manchester United 1-0, ensuring Alex Ferguson would end the season empty-handed.

Paul Rideout scored the winner, but Everton owed everything to the heroic defensive display of veterans Dave Watson and Neville Southall.

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

"It's an accident, it's an accident. It's a complete accident." Screams VAR Michael Salisbury.

90% of penalties given in football are accidents, fella!!
We can sleep now knowing the PL KMI panel came to their senses and realized it was a monumental error

[Aston Villa Updates @avfcbreaking]

There was a time when a European final belonged to the supporters who dragged their club there.

Not anymore.

When Aston Villa were handed roughly 11,000 tickets for a Europa League final in a 70,000-plus stadium, the number itself told the story. UEFA can package the event however it likes — “festival of football”, “European showpiece”, “global celebration” — but the modern European final is no longer built around supporters. It is built around clients.

The supporters fund the journey. The corporates inherit the destination.

Villa fans will have spent thousands following the club across Europe. Flights, hotels, time off work, loyalty schemes built over years. Yet when the final arrives, huge sections of the stadium are reserved for sponsors, hospitality guests, executives, delegates and “neutral” allocations that often end up on resale sites within hours.

And supporters are expected to accept it.

UEFA’s defence is familiar. Sponsors fund competitions. Broadcasters need space. Hospitality drives revenue. All true. But football crossed a line when the event surrounding the final became more important than the supporters inside it.

The optics are awful because fans can see it themselves.

A finalist gets 11,000 tickets while corporate packages costing thousands remain available. Genuine supporters scramble through ballots with lottery-like odds, while neutral areas fill with tourists taking photos during the warm-up.

And UEFA wonders why resentment grows.

Supporters are constantly called “the lifeblood of the game” until ticket allocations are discussed. Then they become an inconvenience to work around premium inventory.

Football did not become Europe’s dominant sport because sponsors created atmosphere. The noise, colour and emotion UEFA sells globally every season is generated by match-going supporters — the same people increasingly pushed aside at the biggest games.

The “neutral fan” concept is perhaps the biggest fiction of all. In theory it promotes access. In reality it fuels resale markets, inflated prices and thousands travelling ticketless out of desperation.

UEFA could change it tomorrow. Finalists could receive 70 per cent of the stadium combined. Corporate sections could shrink. Hospitality would still exist.

But that would mean sacrificing revenue.

And modern football has shown repeatedly which side wins that argument.
#AVFC #scfreiburg

[Everything Everton @EvertonPhotos]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 never let these say anything about booing again. entitled twats

[Adam @adamjeffrey98]

Oh look who the referee is 😂😂