DryRoastedPeanut (DryRoastedPeanut.bsky.social)

I've lost my marbles...but cake makes it all right...

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

Must be coincidence that the world is overheating and flooding at the same time

[Harry Kane @HKane]

It doesn’t get much better than that! Guts and courage from every single member of this squad. Proud of this team! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🤩 WATCH Christiane Amanpour @amanpour dismantle @michaelgove Brexit boosterism in less than 40 seconds.

Laura K: “Christiane says Brexit damaged Britain’s standing internationally.”

Gove: “I profoundly disagree….

Christiane folds her arms… and immediately replies:

🔥 Fishermen 🔥 Farmers 🔥 Trade…

Sunny uplands…

AND Gove calling ELMS “world leading” is a total joke for British farmers.

The shift from CAP to ELMs has brought complexity, uncertainty, delayed payments, and reduced income for too many businesses, all while facing rising costs and more imports.

Brexit was sold as a chance to do better for British farming. The reality has been a difficult transition with mixed results at best.

We need long-term, stable support that works for food production and the environment, not more spin.
Back British farmers properly.

[Robert Young Pelton @RYP__]

Duh. Russia, if you’re listening, I know a lot of US media would be very grateful

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

Last year leading scientist @HayleyJFowler warned the UK could see 2/3 of a years worth of rain fall in one day, enough to wash away cars and homes, like this below that’s happening in China right now. It wasn’t reported in the Media at all.
@bbcnews @itvnews @skynews @lbc @gmb

[Weather Monitor @WeatherMonitors]

HAPPENING NOW: Absolutely disastrous flooding at Level III due to extremely heavy rain from Typhoon Maysak in Hengzhou, Nanning, Guangxi, China.

Reports indicate that 29 rivers and 36 hydrological stations in Guangxi have exceeded flood warning levels.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Massive Congratulations to the newly weds Mr & Mrs Cooper!❤️🎉🍾

[Richard Sanders @PulaRJS]

Was Boris Johnson giving Christopher Harborne insider trading tips in return for donations to the Tories - and later gifts to himself?

More brilliant rerporting from @thenerve_news

[KGH (Kalani Ghost Hunter) @kalanighost]

The British use this one word for MANY things hahaha

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

Unexploded russian missile on a children's playground in Kyiv residential area last night.

Sick terrorist bastards!

[Skyleigh Uhrich @Sky_Lee_1]

Larry David is a fucking genius and we definitely needed this!

[Javierhalamadrid @Javierito321]

Cada vez me sorprendo mas de la fuerza con la que se sacudió la tierra en Venezuela, van apareciendo mas videos:

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

#Newsnight learn that Pizza Express held its own inquiry into Andrew's Woking claim

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Watching Gary Oldman laugh himself to tears at fart sounds dubbed over his own scenes might be the best thing you’ll see today.

[Badd Company @BaddCompani]

Breaking News: You have now rigged BOTH!

[SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @COVID19_disease]

🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists have created a single vaccine that could fight ANY cancer.

Not one type. Not a few.

ANY cancer.

And it just shrank tumors that were previously untreatable.

Here’s how this changes everything 🧵

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Real patriots don't need to use masks

[Weather Monitor @WeatherMonitors]

NOW: A devastating situation is unfolding as Liulan Reservoir collapses following heavy rainfall from Typhoon Maysak in Hengzhou, Nanning, Guangxi, China.

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

"America's 250th anniversary is about independence from tyrants, yet what do you have here?

"Trump is not just content with being the US president, he has to be the king of FIFA too."

Has Trump's "ugly" move to lift Balogun's ban left a nasty stench over the World Cup?

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Piss off shapeshifter. You'd have all the non-white players deported.

Remember?

Nobody needs your performative patriotism.