Nate

peace, love, and crab legs

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

Quite frankly, I'm furious that nobody in my life has ever gotten these for me

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

guy at the gym just took off his converse and these are his socks

[Justin Thomas @JustinThomas34]

So much talk about “what would X handicap shoot at Oakmont”…
Why don’t we find a way to make it happen? Have a 5, 10, 18 whatever handicap play Monday after the @usopengolf. Back tees full rules of golf, and see what happens? May have to let a few groups thru and allow for 6-7 hours but I think we’re all here for it, no?? 😂

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

This looks familiar

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

Florida is the third most populous state in the nation. They have 85% of their vote counted less than half an hour after their polls closed. You're telling me we can't do that in all fifty states?

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

If I've already voted, is there a way I can opt out of political ads? Some box I can check?

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DET 47 - 9 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

@beinlibertarian Everybody involved in this farce of the democratic process deserves the guillotine

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

NYJ 19 - 32 SF
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1085th unique final score in NFL history.

[NWS Phoenix @NWSPhoenix]

As of 3:04 PM Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport has officially tied the daily record high temperature of 111 degrees set back in 2016. We still have a couple hours of heating left to see if we can break that record. #azwx

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

PHI 25 - 11 TB
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1078th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

HOU 9 - 25 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1076th unique final score in NFL history.

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

Only seventeen on the double jeopardy board. Not even one of my top ten games 😅

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

I have finally done it. I swept the entire first Jeopardy board in tonight's game. 30 for 30.

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

There is absolutely nothing, and I mean NOT A SINGLE THING that I love more in this life than being proved right

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

@TanishaTetrad

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Welcome home, Cutch.

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

Money well spent

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The NFL has spent two years preparing the grass for tonight's field at the Super Bowl.

The grass was grown at a local sod farm in Phoenix.

It was installed two weeks ago, and the field has been rolled out each morning for daily sunshine.

Total cost = $800,000

[Nate @PearcedBrain]

Well, so far this is the worst rebuttal I've ever heard