Ministry of Truth (Satire)

Doing Interior Design& I have designs on a lot of people for writing projects. Was part of an ensemble cast doing a hippie encounter group at "Blue Attic Club"

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Sometimes there are art shows, dancing, drinking, lectures and odd magical things going on. For every design there's a re-purposing that shocks and rocks the standard.
#WriterFrame #WriterBoxing #InteriorDesign #HomeDecor #HomeDesign #WritingCommunity #architecture #galleries

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Low Quality Burgers (LQB). We never price gouge. We have low costs & poor taste to help the obese lose weight & buy better clothes. We keep the cattle out back so supply chains are short. Customers can slaughter their own in a bull/cow fight -- capes, uniforms & swords supplied.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@JohnStossel Low Quality Burgers never price gouges. We raise our own cattle but we have a special lightning rod on top of a windmill to stun the cattle cheaply for slaughter & fry our potatoes in tallow;wounded eagles carry chicken into blades of the turbine so the chicken is pre-plucked

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@trumprealparody She will. We're ready for the price police: Low Quality Burgers(LQB) is booming! We use tasteless meat sans spices on bottom half buns. We rescue dogs to wait tables & they get paid in table scraps. The obese eat less. Low prices-- no gouging. Retired service dogs added to mulch.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@realDonaldTrump Low Quality Burgers never price gouges. We raise our own cattle but we have a special lightning rod on top of a windmill to stun the cattle cheaply for slaughter & fry our potatoes in tallow; wounded eagles carry chickens into the blades of the turbine;the chicken is pre-plucked

[Doug @xytgeist]

Bank Robbery (Poetry)
Joseph Goebbels and Rashida
gave interviews to CNN while
reporters went in and out of
the time warp to visit old friends.
#poetry #poetry4 #genocide #Israel #Gaza #warcrimesinIsrael #beheadedBabies https://t.co/NLgr9rW0Iu

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@elonmusk @alexandre A censura é um samba monótono de ditadura quando o amor é como o cacau feito com pimenta sem a doce verdade Dama da dança.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@TheChiefNerd @friedberg Harris-ment will make brioche lines, create starvation which will reduce the population & stop global warming, and French lesson franchises will boom... it's a cake walk to hell... Let them eat gold.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@hollyvalakresch Raise taxes on every dead person who votes. It's only fair. We need reparations from the UK for all the trouble Shakespeare made in Scotland. Dig up Macbeth and get him to pay royalties to the colonies. Taxes are much ado about nothing. A tax on every bottle of scotch not drunken

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

@hollyvalakresch Wow! Congratulations. It's a good thing that there are computers. If you cried on your manuscript, everything would smear and be lost. Holy Holly R. Valakresch, cry us a river... oops that's already a song.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Price gouging & Shrinkflation
Low Quality Burgers(LQB) is booming! We use tasteless meat sans spices on bottom half buns. We rescue dogs to wait tables & they get paid in table scraps. The obese eat less. Low prices-- no gouging. Retired service dogs added to mulch.

[Doug @xytgeist]

She Bookmarked The Song of Solomon #poetrycommunity #poetry https://t.co/IHhDamC13M

[Doug @xytgeist]

Something's gone wrong but what? Narrative poem that twitter seems to keep crashing. Don't know #poetry
https://t.co/XeK8kYwWyp

[Doug @xytgeist]

Pinocchio Endorses Dr. Linguistics & Dr. Sisyphus of the Dark Matter Party for the Presidential #Elections . #Pinocchio states that they are ahead in all the polls and will absolutely win by a landslide.
https://t.co/OH5j7t38cV

[Doug @xytgeist]

Q. Can you find and use a synonym for "obfuscation."
A. You're speaking in layers of cheesy lies like a "fauci lasagna"

Obfuscations & The Collapse of Civilization Predicted in Ancient Prophecy https://t.co/DTQJrwCuOh

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Come all ye faithful untruthful & triumphant,sing in exultation of CNN. Praise #truthx of the #DNC of truth;adore the #Hunter who saved Little Red Riding Hood from a fox with a Laptop;Hunters Born Prince consorts of Angela & Bambi,come ye Sino-tide to Washington #tcot @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Come ye praise NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, New York Times for letting us know that the #Hunter saved Little Red Riding Hood from big bad fox & didn't let her see the scorn on the laptop or at the New York Post. I come to praise #truthx not to bury it. #tcot @elonmusk
#HunterBidenLaptop

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

#truthx #DNC #Sun #tcot Be sure to observe Orwell Christmas on Wednesday to celebrate the birth of the truthx child.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

To see the #truthx by the #DNC of Truth, it takes practice. If there are no clouds, this Wed at noon, observe that the sky is green & you can see our two Suns. 1 is powered by a coal core & gives off laser beams thru a diamond layer. Evil #Sun is only visible on Wednesdays #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

First Amendment invalidated by the precedent of espionage & propaganda. Only the #DNC (dilation 'n curettage) of Truth is the approved Truth to be know as #Truthx . New oaths: "I swear to tell the Truthx, the approved Truthx, & only the Truthx, so help me Dawg." @elonmusk #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

The pledge of allegiancex should be required in all schools:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Democratic elites for which it stands, one Nation under the #DNC, divisible by tribe, with injustice and #truthx for most." @elonmusk #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

I tried to add a footnote follow-up comment with the + button but it didn't work. I'll try again the old way. For this tweet I wanted to define "DNC" with the other tweet that was recently posted.