Rob

I’m just here so I don’t get fined

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

this is a falcons win probability chart

[Rob @Pearson_11]

Received a tough call from my mom this morning. Our beloved 15 year old family pup has been diagnosed with bone cancer. I rescued her from the pound and picked out her name in November 2009. She’s been my buddy and by my side ever since. It’s a sad day

[Rob @Pearson_11]

@LukeSchnieds 🫢 she looked cold

[Rob @Pearson_11]

It’s so funny when people get a huge dog then give them a gentle name and coddle them like a baby.

They’ll be like “my poor Biscuits is outside alone without his sweater. I hope he’s not cold 🥺” and Biscuits is a 120 lb German Shepard that scares the fuck out of everyone

[Kevin Keneely @KevinKeneely1]

Throwback to when Jameis Winston stole home on Max Fried while Carlos Correa was up to bat during the 2011 perfect game all-american classic 🤯

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Russ in the second half and OT:

3/11
15 YDS
0 TD

Cooked.

[Sophie Kleeman @sophiekleeman]

learned today that randy johnson is now a professional photographer (??) and shoots nfl games (???)

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Amazon paid $13 billion over 11 years for Thursday Night Football. that's $1.18 billion per year. and there are 15 TNF games per year. long story short they paid about $78 million to broadcast this Colts-Broncos game

[Rob @Pearson_11]

@EricaDanielle21 yeah Nea gets fed treats by the baby so she was really benefiting from it

[Rob @Pearson_11]

The neighbors at my parents house have 2 little girls that are obsessed with our 14 year old family dog. They beg for her to sleep over with them, and ask my dad to take her on walks. Nea has become quite the neighborhood attraction

[Bobby Football @Rob__Paul]

Anybody else think Jameis Winston and Andy Dalton would be perfect in a buddy cop show about two Americans who are working a case in London but have zero understanding of the British culture

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Kansas City

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The storm surge is so powerful from #HurricaneIan that it has brought a shark into the city streets of Fort Myers.

🎥@BradHabuda

[Defund Football @ben_stana]

Hurricanes rarely do what they are predicted to do. Sometimes they veer off left or right. Sometimes they travel straight. Sometimes they lose to Middle Tennessee State at home. There’s no way to tell until it gets close to land

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

steven i thought you were dead

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Getting up Checking
for work waiver claims
at 7:00 a.m. at 3:00 a.m.

[Rob @Pearson_11]

@smurf_n_turf They wanna be us so bad 😩🤣🇺🇸

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

The #STLCards won their 81st game tonight which officially eliminates the possibility of a losing season.

Since 1999, the @Cardinals have endured just ONE losing season (2007)