Alicia

My spirit animal is a dog.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

It’s not just a rainbow, it’s a symbol of pride, hope and security. Happy pride🏳️‍🌈

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

"We do not have a history of killing white people, white people have a history of killing us."

—Louis Farrakhan

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

scientists are calling me “the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal” say things like “she’s just so careful” and “i don’t know how she does it”

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

EXACTLY THIS‼️

[Egg Czar 🥚👑 @EarthBrah]

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

[Jum @JesterJum]

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

[goma @soigomaa]

I'm going to piss some men off with this, but the reason a lot of your parents and grandparents stayed married so long is because the women in those generations were financially trapped. When a woman makes her own money, the only thing a man can truly offer her is how he treats her.
That's why there's a male loneliness epidemic.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is why it's important to read books.

[Odd @shesprettyodd]

i’m going to be honest i am overwhelmed by how fucked up everything is

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Employment is by definition a contractual exchange of labour for compensation. Gen z’s refusal to romanticise underpaid or unpaid work is not laziness but a response to an economy where wages lag behind the cost of living and “opportunity” is too often used to disguise

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

no sorry i just didn’t expect the hungers games to be announced

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I’ve been trying to understand why men on here react so violently to women’s choices even when those choices have nothing to do with them. And the more I pay attention, the more obvious it becomes that many men simply do not see women as full autonomous human beings.