Matt Pearson

HAPPY PUMA TOAST DEVINE BRIT LIL LECHE MATTE BLACK MATT EST. MILLENNIUM

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Bonny blue will be a bonnyfide celebrity in 10 year. S tier

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@Josh_HokitUFC Does beating up big black men increase your testosterone?

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An octopus is always flipping you off

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Athletes getting mad at druski for a CTE skit but belly laughing at transgender jokes their whole life, don’t switch up now

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Rhaenyra got an ear piercing oh shit she’s bored

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Does the dead person decide whose at the funeral? Do you have to make the list before u die?
I don’t want terry the twat at my funeral ppl think it’s an affectionate nickname no hes actually a twat I don’t want him at my funeral

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Cried when Kevin Costner took a bullet for Whitney Houston, life is divine

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James Blake Godsend like.. yeh x

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Korean popular music demon hunters is biblical

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Is a pointless point a point

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@knight_XBT @Rodular @fastrlife You sound like a bitch

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Traditional African dance great way 2 clean ur dirty shoes

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@chariotsofiron @PopCulture2000s That’s a tuff quote

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Merry Christmas to all bumbaclankas xx

[Matt Pearson @Pearson__Era]

What I tell students before taking the ACT/SAT
I am not a teacher

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Avg IQ is inversely proportional to d!ck size
https://t.co/rdk4YNfpGT

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@0xB16B00B hey hope you’re well I sent a letter via my squire but he tripped and fell and I chose not to revive him. Wasn’t a good squire

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Remember a melody that nobody has thought of

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@TeetMe @WorldWideWob Facts and it was still hilarious 😂😂

[Matt Pearson @Pearson__Era]

@Actionman513 @9h6st21_mma has some class breakdowns

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@MilesMCreations Rotties r great bruv… just big lol