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kei$ha, marge and darlene - squad up #churchill #wheredahoodat #smokebomb

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

Miss me #bitches???

[roz @raspberryrage]

"i just wanted to drive his truck...like a good lesbian" @PeasantBlockaz 😂 #ChurchillReunited

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

"He's ugly but I just wanted to mud in his truck" -a lesbian

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Priest at the Vatican reveals he's gay; wants to challenge Catholic Church's "backwards" attitude to homosexuality http://t.co/UaZ9IMzoBH

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

FYI BuzzFeed has a Dude A Day newsletter and I wrote today's entry about this beautiful slab of marinated beef

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

#disbitch housing a bag of super crunchy chips in the break room. #whateven

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

Apparently @edsheeran is in the office and I'm not allowed near him because "you're a drunk liability, Matt"

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

Why do people take baseball hats so seriously? #askingforafriend

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

Straighter than a razor's edge in here #lessers

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

What would happen if I just started playing #supermodeloftheworld right now. #rupaul #werq

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

I don't know what's shinier, the balls, or the bald/balding heads #spareme

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

I'm just going to keep tweeting like people actually read this

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

I've noticed that red striped polos tucked into black gym shorts and high socks are really in style right now. #oldmen #spareme

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

At a bowling alley. On purpose. #help #spareme

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

Planning a one man show where I just rise from the stage in sparkly thigh high boots & just stand there for 2 hours with my hands on my hips

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

There's probably life on Mars and you still can't get a living thing on Earth to go on a date with you

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

First Beyoncé goes to Taylor's birthday party and then She performs with Ed Sheeran??! When will Her blessings upon white people touch me?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

reasons I lie awake at night: @NyleDiMarco from america's next top model

[c . h i l l @PeasantBlockaz]

@devynfrank yaaass bitch