Eric Knight

Vilifier, Sales Operations Analyst, home brewer, sewer, singer, baker, cat person

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@ShuliElisheva I’m standing in a crowded airport with my eyes full of happy tears from reading this thread. Happy life to you.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@BitingNews @JoJoFromJerz Yes, everything. He once touched my junk and now I have a necrotic penis. Also, Necrotic Penis is the name of my Revolting Cocks cover band.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@sanjanacurtis @dragonsmoke_15 100% worth it.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@JoJoFromJerz Happy Death Day

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@Albatross @GovAbbott @TXMilitary @TxDPS “The racism is coming from inside the (state) house!”

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@thatlevi Issue brought on by the cold? Our basement drain seems to be at a “slow leak” rate and I’ve scheduled someone to come look at it tomorrow.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@JoJoFromJerz Gul Ducat is wondering why he’s not being fed at the table.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@_absolutenope

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Joe Biden beat Trump, got vaccines into tens of millions of arms, helped Ukraine beat back Putin, invested billions in green energy, got us back to full employment, cut the deficit, and just pulled off a huge midterm upset. Not a bad two years

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@elonmusk People in conversation with you have to fall back on small talk, any opinions of substance from you would be gross and make them want to run away.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

Wow, @Walgreens, I wasted my lunch hour going to your store for nothing. I understand supply chain issues, but don't let your system schedule appointments for service that the location can't actually perform.

[Paul Mattingly @thefamouspaul]

@HeyScoops this is awesome!

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@fakedansavage From 15 years ago, the always brilliant @RoyZimmerman: https://t.co/vur71mb7oB

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

Hey @ComedyCentral, when can we get a re-edit of @TomHolland1996’s performance of @Rihanna's "Umbrella" in Lip Sync Battle that DOESN’T cut away from him? @Zendaya’s reactions are great, but the world should see every second of his dancing!

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@WholesomeMeme

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

Read the whole thread.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

The NRA is meeting in Houston, Texas this weekend. Speakers include Ted Cruz and Donald Trump. The “pro-life” party is soaked in the blood of children.

[Eric Knight @PedanticEric]

@Starbucks Getting a tasty drink from a newly unionized coffee shop@location.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Republicans are getting increasingly upset people keep retweeting this ad so I am posting it again. Please watch and retweet.

[Susan Orlean @susanorlean]

Roberts complaining about the leak is like reading your husband’s journal and discovering he’s cheating and having the conversation pivot to how terrible you are for reading his journal.