Pedro Sanchez

Héliologue nostradamique en amateur

[Rodania @kinghernan88]

Tim Wellens à la RTBF après 3 étapes : "Dans la première partie du #TDF2026, il n’y avait qu’une étape qu’on avait cochée. On n’est pas encore arrivé à celle-là et on a déjà gagné deux étapes…"
Parce qu'en plus d'être au-dessus de la mêlée, ils deviennent arrogants ? Pfff...😒

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This is always the problem. He diminishes everything he is not number one or he cannot achieve.

Zero sportsmanship.

When he was winning BDOR, he never imagined another person would win more than him, all of a sudden, it became an award that has no value.

Now, Euros is at par with the World Cup, just because you can’t win it.

Always talking down on things he can’t achieve, not nice at all.

[Shawn Eni @ShawnEni]

OK. So Helen’s beauty sparks a war.

Athena is a strategic goddess guiding Odysseus.

Penelope embodies clever loyalty.

Circe turns men into pigs, which frankly is still the most realistic female character arc in literature.

Calypso traps the hero on an island for seven years.

Cassandra can literally see the future but nobody listens, making her the first woman in recorded history to experience a meeting.

The Sirens weaponize music.

Nausicaa saves Odysseus when he washes up naked and useless.

Andromache gives one of the most devastating anti-war speeches in the Iliad.

Hecuba is basically the emotional wreckage of empire in human form.

Aphrodite starts half the problems in Western civilization by being hot and petty.

Hera is running divine opposition research.

Thetis gets Zeus involved because Achilles is having a workplace dispute.

But apart from Helen, Athena, Penelope, Circe, Calypso, Cassandra, the Sirens, Nausicaa, Andromache, Hecuba, Aphrodite, Hera, and Thetis...

WHAT HAS HOMER EVER DONE TO GIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS ATTENTION?

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I don’t think you fully realize the implications of that statement

[goylois @reclusiarquejul]

En France elles utilisent un spay marron j’ai l’impression

[Tim Drct @DrctTim]

"Oh c'était trop chiant l'époque sky quand les leaders attaquaient à 100 m de la ligne" (factuellement faux)

*UAE contrôle une étape de transition pour emmener Pog à 200 m de la ligne*
"Oh trop bien l'étape on a eu une bataille entre favoris"

Le double standard de zinzin

[solrenette @solrenette]

In 2016 pope Francis shook hand with Emmanuel Abayisenga in the same way.

In 2020 Abayisenga set fire to the 15th century Nantes cathedral in France.

In 2021 he murdered the priest that took him and sheltered him after the fire.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“El España-Portugal será un partidazo”

Lo que está siendo:

[Tim Drct @DrctTim]

Il se prend 20 m en 200m, on a vu les 4 derniers TDF où il arrivait à coller la roue de Pogacar sur ce genre d'effort, c'est tout sauf rassurant

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

LET’S FREAKIN’ GO!

Welcome to Miami, @Giannis_An34!

[Tim Drct @DrctTim]

Wellens, Politt...la mascarade, année après année

[Ryan Hansen, MD @ryanhansen33]

Nigger patients are the worst to deal with in the hospital:
1. they're fucking fat and sick with 10 chronic conditions
2. they're fucking rude
3. they have no family support because they're all born out of wedlock and the children are also useless niggers
4. they never take their medications
5. they never show up to appointments (niggers always have 90% no show rate)
6. if they do show up, they're always late
7. they're fucking 60 IQ monkey brains are incapable of understanding basic medicine, so they make fucking terrible choices and refuse blood draws and tests

tldr; taking care of niggers in the hospital is worse than taking care of a fucking monkey. at least the monkey doesn't talk back and actively impede care.

[Ufe @oufeh]

Unfortunately most of Pogi’s fans won’t understand this tweet as they were still in diapers in 2013

[Gianetti The Prophet @GianettiProphet]

@LeTour

[Tim @timothe64]

Vingegaard (42kg) ça se voit il a jamais été aussi fort en punch. Mais l'autre a encore progressé et maintenant lui reprend même du temps sur du 3% 🤣🤣 C'est le cirque complet

[Tyler Herro @raf_tyler]

Seven years.

It’s hard to put into words what this city has meant to me.

When Miami drafted a 19-year-old kid out of Kentucky, they believed in me before I’d proven anything. Together, we experienced just about everything this game has to offer.

Two trips to the Finals. Deep playoff runs. Becoming an All-Star. The highest highs, the toughest moments, and every lesson in between.

Through every challenge, every expectation, every rumor, and every setback, I always believed in one thing: put your head down, go to work, and represent the name on the front of the jersey the right way. Every time I stepped on the floor, my goal was to help bring another championship to Miami.

This city gave me more than a basketball career.

It gave me a place to grow up.

I became a man here. I became a father here. I built lifelong relationships here.

Miami became home.

To Spo, Pat, Micky, the entire organization, my teammates, the coaches, trainers, equipment staff, arena staff, and everyone who poured into me over the last seven years—thank you. Thank you for believing in me, pushing me, challenging me, and helping shape the player and person I’ve become.

And to the fans…

Thank you for riding with me.

Through every big shot, every playoff run, every injury, every rumor, and every season—you showed me love I’ll never forget. Whether you cheered for me in the arena, wore my jersey, or simply believed in me, I felt it. I’ll always be grateful for that support.

As excited as I am for this next chapter back home in Milwaukee, a part of me will always belong to Miami.

Miami didn’t just shape my career.

It shaped my life.

Thank you for everything.

— Tyler

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[Samuel Fitoussi @SamuelFitouss10]

Libération qui défend le droit des joueurs paraguayens à frapper les joueurs français au nom du respect des différences culturelles, c’est vraiment au-delà de toute parodie.