PJ Kelly

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[PJ Kelly @PeeJayKay90]

A typo in a tweet can ruin my day.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Let yourself be who you are.

[PJ Kelly @PeeJayKay90]

Currently binge watching Tales of the City. 🌈

[Ollie H @IOliverHarcourt]

Dear pricks who say Pride Month is suffocating,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
A straight LGBT ally.

P.S Happy Pride Month.

[Trish Baker @realtrish87]

I don’t give a f*ck about Justin Beiber. I’d rather be talking about what’s going on in Sudan or the uni rape crisis.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.

[PJ Kelly @PeeJayKay90]

@IOliverHarcourt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Felix Cosby McQueen @LixCosQueen]

If you don’t have time for proper grammar, I don’t have time for you. #ByeFelicia 🙋‍♂️

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I can't really swim. Today I took my first swim lesson since I was like 5. My dad learned in his 60's so I feel like I'm ahead of schedule.

[Benjamin Mayo @bzamayo]

This is not good — FaceTime call any iPhone and hear their microphone instantly, without their consent. https://t.co/nfEqWbxAHE

[PJ Kelly @PeeJayKay90]

So I just had a panic attack while driving my friends car. I haven’t driven in over two years.

[ITV News West Country @itvwestcountry]

ITV West Country dedicated a whole programme to the impact budget cuts are having to @ASPolice...if you missed it, then you also missed the world's greatest name for a police man...catch the programme here: https://t.co/8fv8EFKdcK

[Seth @sethdarby]

And the award for policeman name of the year 2019 goes to....

[PJ Kelly @PeeJayKay90]

I told someone on scruff that I don’t smoke meth and he said, “Good, I like to weed out judgmental people”. Am I judgmental for not wanting to hook up with someone who smokes meth?

[Ray Adam, PhD @TheRayAdam01]

If the Titanic really “hit and ice berg”, then how come no pieces of an ice berg were never found in the wreckage? 🤔 #conspiracytheory 🤯

[JASON DETROY 🌎 @jason_detroy]

The men offended by the Gillette advert are the exact reason it was needed.

[D. Laurel Cavanaugh @DLCavanaugh85]

Life is easier when you get rid of the toxic people.

[Felix Cosby McQueen @LixCosQueen]

Do trampolines work underwater?

[Ray Adam, PhD @TheRayAdam01]

As a kid, I once thanked a teacher for giving us a pop quiz.