Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
BREAKING: The Chiefs will be retiring Rashee Rice’s number at halftime of the team’s Week 1 game against the Broncos, per @AdamSchefter.
Clark Hunt: “Rashee’s dedication to getting arrested is inspiring. No player in our history has better embodied what it means to be a Chief.”
in 2026, the largest net rest disadvantage went to the Los Angeles Chargers
-24 days of net rest
that -24 days of net rest ranks:
#4 worst since 1990
#2 worst since 2000
#1 worst since 2013
Roger Goodell giving the chargers primetime games against teams with massive fanbases every single year so the broadcast can talk about how the chargers have no fans for 3 hours straight