Parker

tx | nj

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Fox goes for the layup against OG instead of dribbling the clock out. I genuinely need this man investigated @FBI

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

it would b funny as hell if spurs won 2 at the garden

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

Where you watching the Knicks games?

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Giving assists on and off the court 😮‍💨

[Nick Reid @mighty_eagle38]

Apple Music when artists drop albums

[Bask @baskgod]

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise

[🕸️ @recreatings]

when u get hit with that wave of sadness but u gotta lock in

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when everyone gives me advice but I’m still gonna do whatever I feel like doing anyway

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

real ass dudes have a glass of chocolate milk every now and then

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

How it feels being off from work when no one else is

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano

[….. @SUSHIBLOODLIVES]

Anytime Elon gets exposed he removes a feature from Twitter.

[‏ً @wxletweet]

Being alone with music is so peaceful

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

[Nuke @megab00f]

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/5-5/9) to those who celebrate!!!