Mortarions Deodorant Co

Deodorant so powerful even the pungent champion of Nurgle can’t stop you from smelling your best!

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If she’s over 130 she’s just a friend

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@PiattoniAnna 1 person disliked this

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I failed just like the Emperor of Mankind

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In 2022 I read 23 of the 61 Horus Heresy books and by god I’m going to read them all by 2024.

[Emily @Em_K3]

Fuck it, Groundhog Day hype video

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BABE HURRY UP! NEW CHICKEN RUN LORE JUST DROPPED!

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The smell of meat cooking with red wine is euphoric

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I want to be in a relationship but I also don’t want to lose my hoes

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I love that every time to saxophone players see each other it’s duel on sight

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That’s enough internet for the day

[awlivv @awlivv]

living alone is cool because i can do stuff like enema my ass on the living room floor and no one complains

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In 2022 I read 23 of the 61 Horus Heresy books and by god I’m going to read them all by 2024.

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They let anyone have kids

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they give anybody guns

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@iamaustinjones_ See who the real fucking fat ass is

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Ran a mile and a half today and almost died how tf am I going to run a PFT

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@iamaustinjones_ Jump up and down for me real quick

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They had no business making Dark Tides sound track so good

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@deathbecameHIM Jesus

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Twitter has some of the hardest dick riders on the planet

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So I have one or those weird 2 in one European washer/dryer and I still end up losing socks. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!? THEY STAY IN FOR A FULL CYCLE!!!

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Women couldn’t handle the pain of what a man feels when he was a cold.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men couldnt last a day in our shoes and it shows

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Women over 5’7 are so handsome

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Queen Elizabeth tomorrow after getting the medical supervision