Chris

All That Fake Love Can Stay Away

[Chris @PeepChris_]

One thing I won’t ever be is a yes man

[Croatian Football  @CroatiaFooty]

🇭🇷 🐐 From a scared little boy who used football as an escape during a war.

To arguably the greatest midfielder to ever grace the football pitch. And for many of us, it's not a argument.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

my goat still shootin webs 😭

[reece @wannabereece]

they was really on that studio going absolutely nuts

[🚶🏾‍♂️🇩🇪🇲🇽🇨🇴🇮🇹 @Junefeelsgoods]

Yk her fine ass prolly racist asf

[🌻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ONLYTANGS_]

if they keep rowing they’ll get lost between borders

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Phew, I managed to escape from that incel mass shooter”

The female cop outside the building:

[aylen @NEWROMAN7ICS]

cómo vas a estar así de feliz al verlo entrar? cinematográfico

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me coming out of my cave becuase a lady I've never seen before wants to see how much I've grown

[Elia @luscielia]

“2026 is gonna be my year”

me in May:

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes I forget I’m a celebrity… damn y’all ain’t never cuss your babydad out when you hungry?

[Jamahiriya al-Juche🇬🇭🇨🇻 @ayo_platano]

9 hours and no community note

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Oh my lantaaaaa

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

i was born to smoke weed and eat pussy

[iyiTweet @iyitweet]

Henüz yemek sırasının onda olmadığını gören boğanın tepkisine bakın;

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

POV: Me when I don't have any comebacks in an argument

[마리나 @marinaria38]

미쳤어? 평생 집밖으로 나가지마

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Hoe just called me a narcissist so I googled the meaning and it sounded like a real nigga to me