Pen&Vernier

Writer of words and maker of things. Endlessly curious. Bookaholic. Rather partial to cars. Especially partial to old cars.

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

I'm rarely impressed by a car's top speed. The entertainment value in the reaching of it is far, far more interesting.

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@JustinJamesDJ If I forget to top up in time, the Bluetits come and peck on the window! 😳

[☠️ Matt 👾 @Mattisamazing33]

Once again it’s the end of the weekend and I’ve done so much I’m so tired I need another weekend

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@AndrewButlerNet 🫣🥺

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@thechrisbarron Extinct?

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@v_shakthi Going back and knowing what was to come but without any ability to change or modify those events, definitely the blue pill!

[Rolls Royce Bentley @dmooreandco]

It's a cats life...

[ALCS @ALCS_UK]

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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

September to do list:

Eat orange-coloured soup
Wear jumpers, even if hot
Generally regret dressing for January
Try not to look at the news
Notice October is heading our way very quickly
Hang on it’s already November
“All ready for Christmas?”
Happy new year!

[Bill M Moore @bmoore_20]

That's interesting! #books #cats

[Joe Allen @jall69]

How many times have I told you not to play with your food!

[Lothar Birkner @[email protected] @LotharBirkner]

OmG
I read here
Covid is a hoax
Climate change is a hoax
The election was rigged
Putin is a peaceful guy
I really begin the doubt man is a rational being

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@RayneHall So that’s what it is! I have some in the garden and didn’t have a clue what it is 😂 Thank you!

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

Not a bad traffic line-up to sit in!

[Shelsley Walsh @shelsleywalsh]

Win a pair of tickets to Classic Nostalgia 🆓

Simply ‘like’ + ‘tag’ who you’d bring along and ‘share’ to have a chance to see historic car demos, classic car displays + live bands on July 16/17.

Winner announced on our Facebook page on July 1.

https://t.co/jEOgQM7RTS

[Now or Never @Eyes4Eternity]

What kind of a person puts an empty pen back in the drawer? A monster. That’s who.

[Now or Never @Eyes4Eternity]

Maybe if we talked about peace as much as we talk about war we’d get better results?

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

Happy #Caturday @thechrisbarron If I fits, I sits!

[Pen&Vernier @PenAndVernier]

@PFDonato Phew! It’s not just me! 😂