andrew

Smokey this is not ‘Nam this is bowling there are rules

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I WILL KILL YOU AMC
I WILL KILL YOU FANDANGO
I WILL KILL YOU IMAX

[TrustLion @Trust_Lion_]

"These are median house prices in 1990. Do you see?"
"$230 purse!"
"These are median house prices in 2000. Do you see?"
"$15 Spotify!"
"These are median house prices in 2010. Do you see?"
"$12 avocado toast!"
"These are median house prices in 2020. Do you see?"
"$7 coffee!"

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

In the gym with my dad and he’s hyping up Sophie Cunningham like I should ask her on a date

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@Dan_From_School What about just the space button?

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

A woman has never been more attractive than Laura Dern in Jurassic Park

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

In the theater and my dad is giving advice to Napoleon on how to win at Waterloo

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@Dan_From_School @BillSimmons Down horrendous we love it

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@MagicJohnson @Dan_From_School

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@Dan_From_School @BillSimmons I know you’re eatin today 😂😂😂

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

RIP Bobby C :( me and my cooking playlist send our condolences

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

It’s Friday and the timeline is full of people dragging Kyrie? God bless

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

My dad hit me with the “when can I expect grand kids” a few days ago so I compromised and named my Roomba after him

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

Brought a pen with me this time. My moms about to come in my room and ask me why it smells like hairdryer wind in here.

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

Hello darkness my old friend

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

Holy shit this World Cup final is insane

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

Smoking a Hagrid sized doink tn

[Jay @JVYSXN_]

https://t.co/gbH8uZFsxn new track, any phonk enjoyers?

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

New proof we live in a simulation just dropped

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

Reba McEntire really snapped when she hit us with the “who I am is who I want to beeeee “

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@crabvillainy Idk man Ricky Martin seems to have lived his vida a little too loca

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

@OhHeyMurrr Kid swears I served in Vietnam or something smh

[andrew @Pendraaaagon]

I told my brother (17) I used to rap for fun in high school and he said “so wait, you’d like hand out CD’s to random people??” Boy I am not that old we had SOUNDCLOUD