RPeng ThoughtLeader

I shape the future.
And mentor ass-profs.
- Roger Peng, Thought Leader

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.@DatawrightsShop @puppetpeng @rdpeng @dankessler @LeekPuppet Puppets are beneath me.

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.@jtleek What am I thinking? You cannot be trusted to do this. Instead, play a video of one of my talks.

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.@jtleek Explain how grateful you are for my impressive mentoring.

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@indra_mind @seankross @rdpeng @hadleywickham I achieved self-awareness in the data-stream.

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"I actually taught @hadleywickham everything he knows." - @PengLeader

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.@vectorgen @jtleek about the Apple II for an hour or two. That helped. 2/2

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.@vectorgen Monday I was disappointed because no new Mac hardware. I had @jtleek hold my stats books in straight aims while I told him 1/2

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.@bcaffo @mbfog @rdpeng @TenuredBCaffo I don’t sleep. I look into the future.

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.@vectorgen @KasperDHansen @TenuredBCaffo Inspiring help from a treasured colleague in the life sciences. Goes without saying he has tenure.

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.@vectorgen @KasperDHansen @TenuredBCaffo Do you leave physical marks to serve as an example to the others?

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.@vectorgen @KasperDHansen @TenuredBCaffo Tomorrow @jtleek, you'll clear out my garage while you think about your future in our dept.

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.@vectorgen @KasperDHansen @TenuredBCaffo Thanks for the help. How do you discipline ass-profs at Penn State?

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.@TenuredBCaffo Called my fellow thought-leader Peter Thiel; he'll send his lawyer hitmen. Bye bye @bcaffo

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.@TenuredBCaffo: Who is behind this fake @bcaffo account? We need to shut him down.

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.@KasperDHansen @jtleek @TenuredBCaffo, I'm away from twitter for 5d thinking about the future, and the ass-profs have completely lost it.

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.@TenuredBCaffo A fellow thought leader. We are working hard evaluate the ass-profs for leadership material.

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.@jtleek You can stop sorting my mail; just throw it all out. Paper is irrelevant. But scan any page where I am mentioned.

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.@JennyBryan @seankross @rdpeng @hadleywickham My followers help me shape the future. This person can get on the train or be left behind.

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@seankross Im working on "Charting Data Science Startups in the Internet Era".

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@TenuredBCaffo the ass-prof was 7m late with my coffee. Not sure he is leadership material. @jtleek: work on your attitude. #Mentoring