Crystal Penguin

Twitter enthusiast.

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@justatornado I’m on vacation. So I’m posting my thoughts, which is probably a bad idea. I’ll get over it soon.

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Stephen King rules.

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If lying is wrong, isn’t it wrong no matter who is doing it?

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I had an English teacher in high school who had worked as a prison guard and met Charles Manson. I don’t remember anything else about that class. Maybe one assignment.

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Hear the news about Pickton? Not concerned about him but I don’t understand why he was in Quebec. Maybe every province has to take a turn holding the worst cases.

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2 books this week for me @StephenKing
You like it darker.

@billmaher What this comedian said will shock you.

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@tntux I’m getting over COVID- first infection for me, (had 4 shots of vaccine) and I’m pretty sure I’ll survive it. Life is nice and uneventful otherwise.

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Is anyone I used to talk to on Twitter still kicking around? I see some of you from time to time.

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@tntux Hello! How are you?

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@sevinchurch Hello!

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@ianmiles She’s right it sucks. I had a baby when I started my first full time job at 25 years old and have been working full time since. But I did 10-6 then 8-4 shifts and had a car. Move closer to the office, get a sugar daddy? I dunno.

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I don’t have to comment on why this is so funny, do I?

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Agile and liquid. A proven protector. An ever-evolving enabler of bold decisions.

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I had the strangest dream. I went on a plane ride, met Obama, was blown a kiss by an octopus who was swimming by. Was enticed by my ex who had cocaine and all the women were trying to steal him. I wound up fighting someone or something. Fun times. Must be watching too much Buffy

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@Jays_hangry My age right now. I’m just gonna go cry now.

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Reality television has been really disappointing in my opinion. It could have been so good.

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The Duggar documentary pissed me off, it’s just so infuriating how religion is clearly stupid and so many people appear to be completely blind to it. At least I think that’s why it pissed me off. Maybe I have a bit of religious trauma.

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Burn it all. More fire. Fire! 🔥 ~Beavis

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Jungs theories sound like BS to me but it could be my shadow self being hypercritical. Dunno.

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@hiberniantifa Brilliant! Thanks so much this is kind of perfect for my current mood and scenario.

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Anyone know how to be optimistic when the world is on fire?

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@PenguinCrystal No joke. Watch it all the way through. Optimism through nihilism. Honestly the perfect last rant for the man. https://t.co/8GOqUFYKjO