Rupert Penis, Jr.

abhorrent individual

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

Getting phantom pains from my second penis

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Hunters, two pendants that were previously only available via a collaboration with @kfc in Japan are now available to all #MHWilds players!

👓 Pendant: KFC Colonel Felyne
🍗 Pendant: KFC Bucket Felyne

Download them free from your platform's digital store! Anyone else hungry?

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

I’m normally pretty live and let live on religious stuff but if we start letting Mormonism infect our fast food options I swear to fucking god

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[mal @KhiaReloaded]

Ratio

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

Trent Reznor is like Madonna for service tops

[johnny cigarette @kaaavx]

beat feats

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

…this is sung by a monster. this is sung by the monster that nicky nicky nin- this is sung by nicky… this is nicky! this is nicky nicky. this is the song of nicky nicky. ready? watch.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

to understand Liza Minnelli, as a concept, you have to remember that she’s literally the child of a homosexual man and Judy Garland -- basically, the gay Kwisatz Haderach

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

Egg:

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

missing a knight of the seven kingdoms

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

Time to spend one hundred dollars at trader joe

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

blowing your nose in the shower feels so good. just blasting straight into your hands, no protection 😤 dont forget to retweet like and follow

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

Just almost hit the sickest foursquare move at the rehab gym

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

Is it an unreasonable ask that my parents not try to be involved in my health care as a 27 year old? Am I just being an asshole?

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

It would be really cool if killing myself was Okay

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

@LunaEtAstrum Be patient with him

[Rupert Penis, Jr. @PenisRupert]

@agneswickfields Must be Frank Langdon

[Arthur Bloom @j_arthur_bloom]

Unfortunately this one is true too