Kelsey Pennell

leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity 🐅

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

If we don't sin tonight at the club then Jesus died for nothing

[Hollywood Actress Sarah Ramos @sarahramos]

The scene from The Social Network where Eduardo tells Mark Zuckerberg he better lawyer up asshole starring me and @dylanobrien

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

OH WHAT THE HELL

[colby @colbydroscher]

Just now at Delancey and Norfolk in the Lower East Side an accident ran over a pedestrian trapping them under an SUV. Onlookers just lifted the SUV, dragging the victim out.

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

The real beauty of magic Mike is FRIENDSHIP #magicmike #himbos

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

@cxorlando @tanfrance @ColtonLHaynes YES. BITCH. PLEASE.

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

The movie i was born to make

[yaya @malyelff]

White privilege isn’t “your life is easy because you’re white” white privilege is “your life isn’t made harder because of your white skin.” No one is saying your life is easy and you don’t have troubles, but unlike people of color, those troubles aren’t BECAUSE of your whiteness.

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

@laureningram In Canada we put drinks outside in the snow 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

@cxorlando There is no more fish. #globalwarming

[GL @gldivittorio]

Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

WHAT DID KLAUS EVER DO TO DESERVE SO MUCH TORMENT??? WHY DO THE WRITERS HATE HIM #UmbrellaAcademy #why

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

I could destroy Kelsey grammer. I can feel it in my bones.

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

@danjlevy‘s eyebrows alone deserve an Emmy, LBR #SchittsCreek #popularopinion

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

This is phenomenal

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

There is a special kind of grief that comes with your patient undoing ALL of the hard work you did the first four hours of your shift 😭 #howcouldyouSir #iputthatNGinforareason #nurse #Nursing

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

There’s nothing I want more in this world than cute finger/hand tattoos but it’s never gonna happen for me unless I miraculously get the kasheesh to take off work for like a month #toomuchhandwashing #thatshitaintgood

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

Mucus/poop/vomit/any secretion >>>>>> old men trying to make me hold their urinal for them while they pee #oldmenaregrosstowardsnurses #nursingproblems

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

#FyreFestivalDocumentary compares Woodstock and Fyre Fest and how no one talks about the scandals of Woodstock (no food/overdoses/mudslides) but I fully believe thats because Woodstock was a bunch of hippies and regular people and NOT rich people who get paid to post on insta

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

I posted my last tweet about looting at Fyre Fest and then five seconds later the documentary starts talking about how everyone laughed their asses off on the internet about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Kelsey Pennell @Pennellsey]

These dumb rich bitches at #FyreFestival literally delved into looting mentality in like 2 hours. What the fuck