The Monster Bringer

(oftheFAYZ) I'm Penny. I can make your life a living nightmare. Literally. Red Vines, anyone? Skittles on me.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here are some Red Vines. You're eating your veins.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

#Barefoot

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#Ilovewhenyou throw me off a cliff and shatter my legs to save your girlfriend. Just kidding. You deserve to have her leave you. #Caine

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

Twitter's dead. Did everyone poof already? Is there a legs-required-to-poof rule? #FAYZ

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

Was having fun this morning and a kid very generously decided to give me some 'Bertos. #cantsayno

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@Diana_TheReader Yeah? You're nowhere near as pretty as you were before the FAYZ either, Baby Bump.

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@Drake_WhipHand Would I have to join you and Brittney? Tempting.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

@Diana_TheReader When's your due date? Maybe I could scare the thing out of you. >:)

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

@Sanjit_Wisdom My legs have been shattered, I spent weeks living in a bathroom, and I create demonic monsters. Not everyone's all smiles.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

It's a party in the USA? More like a slaughterhouse in the FAYZ.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

#Iknewitwasoverwhen the FAYZ dome came down. It will. It has to, right?!

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

@KingCaineSoren Nothing you need to worry about, Your Majesty. No sane person would question your great leadership.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

Today is election day... yeah, I doubt Caine would give up the throne.

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As much as I'd like to stretch it out, Halloween is over. My cover-up is gone. -_-

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

@Diana_TheReader OOC: #Jealous. Fine with me. :]

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

@Drake_WhipHand I could make them for you, ravenous and vicious unicorns, attacking... but you'd probably like it.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

*Ahem* Caine. *Ahem* Drake. *Ahem* Howard. Dreams really do come true.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

#InSchoolTheresAlways the person who wants to take over the world, the violent sadist, and the most-likely-to-become-a-drug-dealer.

[The Monster Bringer @Penny_Delusion]

#Ihatewhenmywaiter leaves and stops making me clam chowder quesadillas.

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@Drake_WhipHand I'm suicidal? You're the one who messed with Caine and got killed.