EVILTRAGGOT

She/Slur. 22. shiver me timbers!!!

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

Why the fuck should I conform when I look the best I ever have

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

@jimmyjohnsyum @ThrasiosPassios I play a lot of 60 card formats, though I spend most of my time playing magic playing limited, you misinterpreted my point.

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

yo but if there's a baby yoda that means... Yoda...

my man 🤝😂

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

@hotashis You did not sound regretful

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Fred had been suffering from terrible headaches for over twenty years.

Finally, he went to see a specialist. After a long examination, the doctor said:

“Fred, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is… it will require castration.

You have a rare condition where your testicles press against your spine, causing the pain. Removing them is the only way to relieve the pressure.”

Fred was stunned and devastated. But after decades of constant pain, he reluctantly agreed to the surgery.

When he left the hospital, he felt strange and incomplete—but for the first time in twenty years, he had no headache.

As he walked down the street, he decided this was a turning point. A fresh start.

Maybe even a new wardrobe.

He passed a men’s clothing store and thought, Why not?

Inside, he told the salesman, “I’d like a new suit.”

The elderly tailor looked him up and down and said, “You’re a size 44 long.”

Fred laughed. “That’s right! How did you know?”

“Been in the business sixty years,” the tailor replied.

Fred tried on the suit—it fit perfectly.

“How about a shirt?” the tailor asked, studying him again.
“34 sleeve, 16½ neck.”

“That’s amazing,” Fred said. “Exactly right.”

“Sixty years,” the tailor said again.

Feeling great, Fred walked around the store in his new clothes. Then the tailor asked,
“How about some new underwear?”

“Sure,” Fred said.

The tailor looked him over and said, “Size 36.”

Fred laughed loudly. “Ah, got you there! I’ve worn size 34 since I was eighteen.”

The tailor shook his head.

“No, you can’t wear size 34. Size 34 would press your testicles right up against the base of your spine…”

“…and give you one terrible headache.”

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

The worry with Littler is he’s at most two years into his drinking career, nowhere near the serious stage of it yet. Still drinking fruity ciders most likely.

Once he starts drinking properly and hits his alcoholic peak the others have absolutely no chance of stopping him.

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

@HillaryClinton Ew why is he there

[Breen🇵🇸/COMMISSION OPEN @Breen_Tomi]

First post 2026

[walker @walkercapl]

Age gap relationships are a powerful cultural exchange program where young women across the country get to learn about They Might Be Giants

[🔞incorrectpassword @incorrectpassip]

daisy kisses everyone #tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

@WillowMouseDoll Yayayayaayay yippee another year of its mousy doll posting

[JaneDoe💗 @Umfi_e]

The hunter saw the post guys 💀

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

@Alicia__Angela @thousandWinty Second main axl instead you get to full screen iad js on reaction to slide head/flick for a juicy counter hit

[EVILTRAGGOT @PentameterBic]

Trans women who are butch…. Please…

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Crazy how Noah Schnapp didn’t even have a script for this part the producers just told him that Vecna said “From the river to the sea” one time like three years ago and this was his authentic reaction

[Christopher Stoll @TopherStoll]

Obviously the neural link is written into the story to make the metaphor of “connecting with nature” into a more realistic biologically tangible thing.
BUT!!!
As someone who adores speculative biology and cosmic horror, I have decided this theory is 100% true and will be taking no further questions.