Pepe Longstockings

Parody Acct. All tweets are parody and satire. Seethe or cope.

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@JackPosobiec

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

@elonmusk Truth’s deal with @rumblevideo cloud services went through and all the waitlisted people are flooding on this week

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@esaagar Suspending the Twitter account of a major news organization for publishing a truthful story was obviously incredibly inappropriate

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@stevecortes Based

[Steve Cortes @SteveCortes]

McCarthy and McConnell…they have to go.

My prior #ChalkTalk

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@lrishConservNat Muh Amnesty Rick Scot

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@brysongray So glad Twitter got bought so tired of the satan dept so hello based dept

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

That rare meme where reality and metaphor are one and the same. #California

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@Michael59434651 @PaxHart A lot of people don’t understand why I spend 25 hrs a day on here it’s all about the updoots

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@PaxHart Okay I’ll bite *retweets

[Pax Hart @PaxHart]

I automatically follow back anyone who retweets me because, if you have the chutzpah to post my saucier hot takes on your feed, then you deserve the boost.

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@TeamMaga45 Need updoots and followers

[realTX_PATRIOT @LG_HALEY]

GENUIS PLAN‼️🙏🏻💪🏻🇺🇸

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

Frens hit that follow button

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@LawyeronWheels @DoniTheDon_ Your name is so long it’s nauseating

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@overstrike Just wait until they forgive all student loans. Massive inflation.

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@IgglyBubblegum #425

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@libsoftiktok @Linktree_ Ty for exposing the groomers

[Pepe Longstockings @PepeLongstockns]

@TurdTurdly Cold beer on a Friday night