🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
140-167 46% (6-9 YTD)
The Bartender went 2-0 last weekend. Chest out. He’s got not one, not two, but THREE plays this NFL Sunday.
“My Vikings cannot be stopped.”
Minnesota Vikings -6.5
Pittsburgh Steelers -3
Las Vegas Raiders +3.5
Cheers! 🥃
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
138-167 45% (4-9 YTD)
The Bartender took his sweet time with his precious Vikings off this week. He’s got two in the chamber for NFL Sunday.
“The Chargers are dead.”
Kansas City Chiefs -7.5
Green Bay Packers -1
Cheers! 🥃
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
137-166 45% (3-8 YTD)
The Bartender is down bad. Our guy is still churning butter, though. He’s got two more NFL plays this Sunday.
“There’s no way the Vikings lose.”
Minnesota Vikings -2
Chicago Bears -1.5
Cheers! 🥃
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
137-165 45% (3-7 YTD)
The Bartender is running out of booze. Our guy is down bad this year but still has a Monday night banger to share.
“I need New Orleans bad bad tonight.”
New Orleans Saints -1.5
Cheers! 🍾
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
137-163 46% (3-5 YTD)
The Bartender is foaming at the mouth for Sunday. He’s got two road favorites he’s taking straight to the bank.
“Lions blow their ass out.”
Kansas City Chiefs -4.5
Detroit Lions -3.5
Cheers! 🥃
Noticed a wave of brand new hockey models popping up today, and this is only going to accelerate across every league as AI makes them easier to build. Reminder: most of these are trash. Some of the outputs I saw today I would be embarrassed to publish. Anyone can make a model. A model that actually beats these markets is a completely different thing, and if someone had one, posting it publicly would be a massive mistake.
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
136-162 46% (2-4 YTD)
The Bartender is back for more. He’s wetting his beak with two road favorites on this beautiful NFL Sunday.
“Rams are free cheese.”
Minnesota Vikings -1.5
Los Angeles Rams -1.5
Cheers! 🥃
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
134-160 46% (0-2 YTD)
The Bartender took his first two on the chin, but you know he stays ready. He’s got two favorites this Sunday.
“John Harbaugh was ready for the glue factory. Now it’s the Ravens time.”
Baltimore Ravens -3
Chicago Bears -3
Cheers! 🥃
🚨 BARTENDER ALERT
134-159 46% (0-1 YTD)
After Drake Maye failed The Bartender, our guy is going back to the basics. He’s rolling with the chalk in Australia.
“Rams by two touchdowns.”
Los Angeles Rams -3.5
Cheers! 🐨