The Half Percent Podcast

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@QuotesOfXFM It’s a good name. You know what you’re getting there.

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@QuotesOfXFM We’re serving some right rubbish here give em’ some that kusabi

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@QuotesOfXFM Stunk of petrol, didn’t spend one night on it.

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@QuotesOfXFM Was he really 107 though?

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@QuotesOfXFM There’s 3 of us…couldn’t even get a bronze.

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@QuotesOfXFM …erect…above the waist…

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@QuotesOfXFM Ding Dong!!!

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@QuotesOfXFM I don’t know what the big deal is. He just reminds me of me brother.

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@QuotesOfXFM LADS NO! IT’S NOT ON!!

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@QuotesOfXFM Remember when I told you about the baby that had a baby? It’s happened again.

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@QuotesOfXFM So go round to Sheila’s and slag me off if you want to but you’re not coming back here…**** OFF!!!..One chance…give em’ one chance.

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@QuotesOfXFM Riding past me on a bike..in high heels..so he’d left it late again so I was right about em’.

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@QuotesOfXFM I haven’t come here to have sex with a real pen*s.

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@QuotesOfXFM Is this the same fella or another fella trying it on?

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@QuotesOfXFM He had towels and everything

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@QuotesOfXFM Table 43 Peter Sissons everyone, Peter Sissons…

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@QuotesOfXFM We covered that already. Had the full story.

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@QuotesOfXFM @rickygervais Ricky the Tits

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@QuotesOfXFM How about pissing in the laundry basket?

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@QuotesOfXFM It was Ricky calling…about nothing come to think of it.