Caleb Peretic

If you aint spittin black, take a step back!

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@michaelschayer 1) Oilers 5 Kraken 3 - McDavid Assist
2)Kraken
3)Under
4)51

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@RavenSoftware Just make it free. The least you could do for always having to fix shit all the time.

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@RavenSoftware This would be super cool if you fixed the issue with Xbox and I could play these updates. Still getting sent to Xbox home screen just before entering a match. #fuckinmint

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

The stripper capitals of the U.S. and Canada will face off in the semis. #StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Canadian Problems @CanadianProbz]

That moment of panic when I can't find my chapstick #canadianprobz

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

#RacingRivals Race 4 Cash, Cred, & Pinks. Try Racing Rivals! http://t.co/WTIYpurDEe

[DJ Ronnie Alting @RangerDeRojo]

EVERYONE PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS

ESPECIALLY BEYOND WONDERLAND RAVERS.

[edm @edm]

RT & favorite for chance to win TWO passes to #SCMF2014!

•Must follow @OfficialSCMF 🙌
•Must follow @edm 😎
•Ends 8/14

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@McConaghie_C omg what?

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@McConaghie_C near death experiences 👌🚙

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

People usually don't notice the things you do for them until you stop doing those things.

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

When ur taking a piss and end up pissing all over the place cuz ur body thinks it's a great time to cough #pissonthewallsfloorsink#maleprobs

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

DONT BE A PUSSY

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they "can't even"" @jay_babyXo

[Caleb Peretic @Peretic_07]

@jay_babyXo

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fellas, women aren't sluts. They're penis enthusiasts.