Ryan Kimble

The Perfect Drink is a podcast that combines amazing cocktails with the kind of wisdom that can only come from a lifetime of pour decisions.

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@TeamStradley Yeah but I mean the same thing is true with any quartback ever who doesn’t have baby hands.

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Can someone please explain to me why @PatMcAfeeShow is not wearing a black tank top today? I mean ya still look great but wtf is happening?!

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@BarackObama @LaLaFitzgerald1 @MichelleObama Who’s the dude on the right?

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@AOC The only thing worse than failing your way to the top is blowing your sway to the top…

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Ever just be having a fake argument with your girl in your head then miss your exit and blame it on her? #fixed

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Sometimes I get insecure about ppl making more money than me…
Then they text me and the bubble is green and I realize they're a fucking loser. #GalaxyZFold5

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@ElonMuskAOC Looks like a V

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@JoeBiden Thats AI 🙄

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@GayRepublicSwag The Mayor of Hooville

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@ElonMuskAOC

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@JoeBiden How about ya just get rid of the “delivery” fee on my electric bill. Last time I checked nobody delivered it. And aren’t you always saying you’re gonna get rid of these bs hidden fees?

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@POTUS Yeah. Add that to “college loan forgiveness” propaganda, Joe 🙄

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Omg my first “xeet” since Twitter turned to x. SO X-citing!!!! #BabarAzam #xeet #x

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@KamalaHarris Unless what’s in their best interest is picking a place to have dinner…. 🙄🙄🙄 #sundayvibes

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@TRHLofficial Ya

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@stclairashley Like is your girl really cheating on you if you never find out? 🤔

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Just climbed my 250 lb ass up to the top of the @McDonalds play land to get my gf’s scared kid down and now I smell like socks and welfare. #thethingswedoforlove

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@elonmuskewl

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@ForestMommy These streets are littered with cougars

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@ElonMuskAOC Xeet